Bristol stool chart

rotters · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:34

As a nurse I have to use this chart every day to assess my patients health!!

so assess your own health!!

ps this isnt a medical thread only a bit of fun!

Begbie · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:36

How do you assess your health with it?

But generally a 3/4

Jono8 · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:36

How am i supposed to assess my health. That is just a picture of different types of poo.

mrk · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:37

Where are the blue ones?

doofer · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:37

I can do all those in the same day!

DirtyJester · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:37

Today mine was a 3 and standing out of the water....

android guy · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:38

At some point I've been all of them!!!

B@Th*nG · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:38

Kenny+McCormick++Mr+Hankey+Mr_Hankey_the_Christmas_Poo_by.jpg

hoooowwddyyyyy hoo!

B@

iamtheoneneo · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:39

being ill and eating nothing but malteasers for a day gives you number 7 - true story.

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:39

Expecting a furniture thread and I am confronted by poo. Looks like it might be a runny one after the lunch I've had.

android guy · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:40

DirtyJester said:
Today mine was a 3 and standing out of the water....

Was it shallow water or a big Richard the 3rd

Lunatic Dreyfus · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:41

Jono8 said:
How am i supposed to assess my health. That is just a picture of different types of poo.

I did a quick check on Wikipeadia. As a restult a mental health check might be more suitable for me...

Anyway, with quite a lot of fruit in my diet at the moment... 4.

antijoke · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:41

B@Th*nG said:
hoooowwddyyyyy hoo!

B@

This. Lol.

I came in here expecting a poo thread, but thought it would be one of those trick threads thatw as about actual stools, damn it.

rotters · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:41

Jono8 said:
How am i supposed to assess my health. That is just a picture of different types of poo.

honestly? your hydration level is directly linked to your stool for starters let alone a whole other load of health issues.

Kamwah · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:42

I couldn't stop laughing reading the replies to this thread.

Morba · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:43

rotters said:
honestly? your hydration level is directly linked to your stool for starters let alone a whole other load of health issues.

But all you have given is a chart, no indication of what any of them might mean.

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:43

B@Th*nG said:
hoooowwddyyyyy hoo!

B@

That is a good assessment of your mental health.

Eddie · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:43

Typical, another **** GD thread

What does each type of poo mean?

Martynt74 · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:44

rotters said:
honestly? your hydration level is directly linked to your stool for starters let alone a whole other load of health issues.

Perhaps, but I think his point was that it’d be helpful if you explained meanings behind each poo so they could assess there health as opposed to comparing their poo to a chart 

gillywibble · 11 Dec 2012 at 14:44

I don't think type 2 is possible. If I did one of those the whole town's sewerage would be blocked