Bristol stool chart

Jono8 · 11 Dec 2012 at 20:49

Due to not knowing what the stages mean i am going to presume stage 7 is completely normal and that i am healthy. I am then going to sue overclockers and all involved if it turns out that i have bowl cancer.

Muffin` · 11 Dec 2012 at 21:35

bitslice said:
Well it went in looking like Tuscan Bean soup and came out looking like Tuscan Bean soup, I conclude this means I have no intestines.

Chrons?

I've just started Methotrexate today as Azapriothine stopped working for me - kinda want it out if I can get better!

Re the chart, as a person with IBD - where's the red one?

Mrs Seabiscuit · 11 Dec 2012 at 22:08

Type 2,3 and 4 are normal 7 means you have diarrhea and 1 and 2 mean you are constipated.

V4NT0M · 11 Dec 2012 at 22:15

Type 8 - Like porridge.

needforspeed · 11 Dec 2012 at 22:19

They also describe some as having a coffee ground appearance.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 11 Dec 2012 at 22:33

needforspeed said:
They also describe some as having a coffee ground appearance.

Erm yes and no its coffee ground vomit your thinking of so you basically vomit poo.

I am actually quite surprised this thread hasn't been locked.

Skeeter · 11 Dec 2012 at 22:38

Burst a type 2 dam unleashing a torrent of type 6 and 7...

Antar Bolaeisk · 11 Dec 2012 at 23:32

arknor said:
I fail to see how ones state of health can be determined by their stool shape

Unless it's duck shaped, their state of health then is very apparent.

Windle · 12 Dec 2012 at 00:41

Jono8 said:
Due to not knowing what the stages mean i am going to presume stage 7 is completely normal and that i am healthy. I am then going to sue overclockers and all involved if it turns out that i have bowl cancer.

I'm sure OcUK will be able to reimburse you for the sad loss of your bowl. Any preference for the replacement? Kellogg's branded or generic supermarket?

Jono8 · 12 Dec 2012 at 01:40

Windle said:
I'm sure OcUK will be able to reimburse you for the sad loss of your bowl. Any preference for the replacement? Kellogg's branded or generic supermarket?

I'll have one made by the Ming dynasty actually.

coupe69 · 12 Dec 2012 at 02:29

Jono8 said:
I'll have one made by the Ming dynasty actually.

Did you take out bowl life insurance?

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Dec 2012 at 07:32

rotters said:
As a nurse I have to use this chart every day to assess my patients health!!

I also have to look at them every day.
When I was in the teaching part of the hospital young students used to think I was making it up when I got the chart out.

Name · 12 Dec 2012 at 08:52

Had an absolutely stonking Type 3 this morning.

What a humdinger!

DirtyRaver · 12 Dec 2012 at 11:07

Does everyone have a peek after a chat with the Arabs?