Bristol stool chart

Skidder · 11 Dec 2012 at 16:49

In my day they were all number twos. Kids today, it's the mocha choca caramel frapuccino generation.

DirtyJester · 11 Dec 2012 at 16:54

Skidder said:
In my day they were all number twos. Kids today, it's the mocha choca caramel frapuccino generation.

LOL'd

I'm waiting on a paint chart coming out next....

krooton · 11 Dec 2012 at 17:01

Ha, I just did a 1.5-to-1-to-3.

DJMK4 · 11 Dec 2012 at 17:01

haha got a picture of this on my phone from a chart I saw when I went to visit my grandad in hospital

thought it was funny so took a snap and posted on facebook

TommyV · 11 Dec 2012 at 17:05

I'm rocking type 4's, but 3 days worth at a time.. something isn't right, yet I'm eating a lot of fruit and fibre.

[TW]Fox · 11 Dec 2012 at 17:36

65 posts and still no key for the diagram?

yer_averagejoe · 11 Dec 2012 at 17:40

2 is the most satisfying.

Skidder · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:05

It would be more informative (well may be just more fun) if each picture was accompanied by the face typically pulled whilst producing it.

Bennie-Mac · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:23

I cooked a curry last Wednesday, had some leftover in the fridge and ate it last night...

So currently a mix of 4, 5 and 6. Its switching it up though to keep me on my toes which is a nice touch.

mranderson · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:26

Is this a "scratch and sniff" chart?

gillywibble · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:28

You can even get this as a t-shirt

fadetoblack · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:28

One thing for sure:

#### happens

Bennie-Mac · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:30

fadetoblack said:
One thing for sure:

#### happens

Unless you are constipated. Then only burst blood vessels happen.

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2012 at 18:34

Just bombed Berlin with a Type 3.5

Jono8 · 11 Dec 2012 at 19:01

[TW]Fox;23344230 said:
65 posts and still no key for the diagram?

Nope. I think the OP is still oblivious to the fact his OP makes no sense as well.

Rozzy85 · 11 Dec 2012 at 19:05

Mostly been between 1-3. Had a big 2 not long ago that caused a hull breach. Need to stop eating sausage rolls.

Still, it's better than a messy 5-6 that requires tons of wiping.

arknor · 11 Dec 2012 at 19:07

my poo type changes depending on what I've been eating.

I fail to see how ones state of health can be determined by their stool shape

Scuzi · 11 Dec 2012 at 19:09

In my day, turds turned white if left on the pavement for long enough.

dr_volki · 11 Dec 2012 at 20:37

arknor said:
my poo type changes depending on what I've been eating.

I fail to see how ones state of health can be determined by their stool shape

i guess it comes down to, if you regulary have type 1s then something is probably wrong

[FnG]magnolia · 11 Dec 2012 at 20:43

Is the shape/texture impacted by the method of delivery? There are some on these forums who stand to expunge their fecal matter and other, more right-thinking people, who sit.

I'm worried that the change in dropping height might affect the stoolage composition and therefby give a false understanding of our health, even if we knew what the stages mean, which we don't because the OP is expecting us to guess.