Britain Sucks ass

fatiain said:
I get it, you're going to live on the telly then. It's not all sunny days and Baywatch babes in California. :rolleyes:
Its too bloody hot and its full of toasted yanks for a start :D
 
CoupeMad said:
Does anyone else think this?

We are Chav culture pioneers

Our justice system is a joke

We are PC gone mad - No christmas cards in council offices so we dont offend anyone

We have a prime minister who is more concerned with appearing 'cool' and inviting rock stars to his house, than with actually running the country.

Ambulance drivers get stopped for speeding when ferrying sick patients and vital organs

So many people are just pointless, i.e all the lazy little morons in trakkies, 'jobseekers', pregnant mums @ school, your typical council estate family living off the system.

The acid test for me is when you can go out in Europe and have a meal outside a resturant in the street and enjoy the pleasent atmosphere on a warm sunny evening, can you imagine the same in the Uk? There would be gangs of chavs, ****heads, louts, people shouting and spitting, throwing bottles, being sick, and police sirens accompanying all this.

Plus we idolise complete and UTTER morons, like Jade goody, and the utterly repellent "posh" from the equally sickening "posh + becks" stageshow.

Finally our media is crazed, short sighted, dramatacist, hyped, and mosty full of BS.

Sigh, moan over, but sometimes it feels like the UK is a total HOLE.

Regards,

Ross OHare

Yeah so true England sucks :p :D
 
ballistic said:
crap weather
ugly women
chavs
hooligans
drinking culture
people with accents no one outside can understand

this country does suck ass

Some of the best weather in the world. Just because it is warm at the minute, its not warm all the time!
Ugly women? You wanna move up north ;) There's ugly women and beautiful women, and that goes for every country.
I thought the word chav was no longer used. It makes the person using it sound a bit daft. However, scum are present almost everywhere. Its unavoidable. I wouldn't say we have any more than the average.
Hooligans? Where?
What about the drinking culture?
I have a very strong accent. I don't think many people have trouble understanding me, if anyone at all does.
 
Beansprout said:
Never been to the deep Southern US then? Or Japan? China? [insert anywhere with a strong accent here]

I didn't know they speak english in japan and china, southern us - ok then, but that's only a small part of it.
 
ballistic said:
I didn't know they speak english in japan and china, southern us - ok then, but that's only a small part of it.
Technically I believe the term is Engrish?
 
ballistic said:
crap weather

Looks out the window. Nope, next.

ballistic said:
ugly women

Nope, next.
ballistic said:
Don't bother me in the slightest. They'll happy slap each other into extinction one day, I'll be waiting, laughing.
ballistic said:
hooligans
And no other country has hooligans. Brazilian and Argy footy fans? Mentalists. Give me a room full of Milwall fans anyday.
ballistic said:
drinking culture
?
ballistic said:
people with accents no one outside can understand
Try listening.
 
Rich_L said:
From my stint there in Newport Beach, I would have to disagree :p


Same here, seems like a lot of people are taking offence to someone who is just putting across their opinion of the UK. Hell might as well throw me in there as well as i absolutely detest what this country has turned into. Btw Cali is a lovely place, much much better than dull grey uk...although past few days here have been kinda nice-ish.

15yrs ago i moved here from Canada and i actually did fall in love with this country but now im fed up of it and all the problems that seem to be a norm here. Only reason why im here is purely for financial reasons as the pound is quite strong against the Canadian dollar...so most of money gets transferred to my canadian bank account...where i have a pretty healthy nest egg sitting here :p:D.

EDIT: Saying all though, Uk still has its advantages...for me its purely financial and im sure theres a few other adv's to being here...at the mo i cant think of any:p
 
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ballistic said:
crap weather

Can't be helped blame america pumping the ozone :D


ballistic said:
ugly women

Britain has a diet problem imo

ballistic said:

Gov exports uk businesses

and imports non uk businesses

People are happy not to work and scrounge of the system

ballistic said:
hooligans

Police find it easier to drain the motorist not the true criminal

ballistic said:
drinking culture

We are a cramped nation and thus everyone gets more stressed easier, we turn to drink for relief.

ballistic said:
people with accents no one outside can understand

HSBC telebanking, oh no sorry this got exported to.

ballistic said:
this country does suck ass

Yep

</grumpy old man>
 
CoupeMad said:
yup, BYE BYE.

When im enjoying lovely sunshine, and classy women that aren't dripping in gold and encrusted with 30Kg of makeup I wont be thinking about you shivering whilst posting in OCUK, complaining about the ludicrous house prices, and being fined for eating an apple whilst driving!

you need to relax dude. Somethings clearly got to you. Maybe you are annoyed about living in the UK ?

UK Rage is the new phenomenon.

As has already been said, you are living in the wrong place. There are a great many beautiful ladies in the UK ;) . Shivering? It's too hot atm anyway. You'll get sick of the heat after a couple of weeks in Aus when you're nose is all red and you cannot do normal tasks because of the heat. Probably why the UK economy is the 4th biggest in the world.

And people should be fined for eating an apple when driving. It's dangerous.

Go and search for the proud to be British thread if you want to see the good points. Britain is what you make of it. If you're resigned to it being so bad, then it will be. Why not move to a nice area.

I don't take it that seriously anyway, i'm not the one posting a rant about the state of the country. I'm perfectly happy with my life. Nothing about the UK has every hindered my progress.
 
Beansprout said:
Never been to the deep Southern US then? Or Japan? China? [insert anywhere with a strong accent here]

Nah, didn't think so.


Hehe no one can understand those southern hill billys tbh....even the normal speaking americans cant lol:p.
 
I quite like England, thanks. I'm going to go and take the roof off my sports car, paid for by my good job and our strong currency, fill it up with readily available fuel and drive off in to the green countryside, maybe stopping at a hostelry for a free glass of fresh, clean water before returning home for some good food and a spot of football on the television.
 
CoupeMad said:
Tell an American that a decent one/two bedroom flat in London will set them back $300,000 US and they would find it hard to belive.

I've got family and friends over there who are struggling to find housing at the prices they were expecting to pay. The house prices i've been looking at in the area of the US i'm moving to are increasing quickly, and it's very much a hot topic and a worry over there (I was there last week).
Sure, NH is not as expensive as London, but it's most definately getting more difficult to buy a nice place for reasonable money.

Also, try getting an apartment in NYC for $300,000 US and see how far you get.
 
I prefer to call the scum, pond life these days, they look like fish when they are trying to figure out what they can steal, make a game of it, I got a bus that passed through a 'bad' town at night, they all come out, mouths open staring at the bus, you can tell they are thinking, 'howz can i fits that in me pocket'

But anyway, its always what you make of it, every built up area in the world has its share of scum, nothing you can do about it, just move somewhere else where the scum are not so much of a problem.
 
Your right. Britain is a ****hole. Its a disgusting place to live. :p

I would love to leave soon, which i am going to :D
 
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