OP thought process right now.....
"Hey I know what I’m going to do. I'll rage at a minimum wage customer service rep who is following a process they have been strictly told to follow. When I’m not happy with this, ill brush the lopsided Karen cut from my eyes so they can see the hurt in my eyes and demand to speak to their supervisor. I'll also demand a more expensive product I didn’t buy, as a I bought the cheaper one, but since I’m not entitled to it but feeeeel I’m entitled to it then that’s all the justification i need. I will complain that I dont have my headphones making it sound like I’m a diabetic and I’ve ran out of insulin then I'll also bark at the rep advising I will never deal with the company again and threaten them with the credit card popo.
To top it all off I’ll save the transcript of the conversation, the text version of pulling out my phone to record this injustice, then post it to the public so they can comment on how unfairly and unjust I’m being treated and so they can support me during this traumatic experience because obviously I’m perfectly calm and in the right and this won’t make me look bad"