Bus stop chat up lines

gr1mey · 22 Aug 2006 at 12:23

claim that you will send her photo to a friend of yours who runs a very succesful modelling agency

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 12:32

leaskovski said:
Maybe she will?

Maybe she will take a photo of me?..... wishful thinking, unless it's for "www.burnsvictim.com"

toy_soldier · 22 Aug 2006 at 12:34

djsmiley22 said:
Maybe she will take a photo of me?..... wishful thinking, unless it's for "www.burnsvictim.com"

He meant maybe she will go down on you lol, read his post again.

Funny thread btw!!

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 12:37

toy_soldier said:
He meant maybe she will go down on you lol, read his post again.

Funny thread btw!!

Ah ok, now i get ya, yeah i wouldn't complain with that.

Nix · 22 Aug 2006 at 12:37

"Alright love, whats your public transport look like then?"

Locrian · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:00

'Excuse me, ive seen you around a couple of times and i was just curious....do you kiss strangers'
'Erm, no'
'Let me introduce myself then'

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:01

conclusion

I think iCraig is a pro tbh, can see this idea working instantly...

"Just walk over with your johnson hanging out and then start crying.

or

These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''

Nix · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:03

Locrian said:
'Excuse me, ive seen you around a couple of times and i was just curious....do you kiss strangers'
'Erm, no'
'Let me introduce myself then'

Boo!

"I'm a bit like a bus you know."
"Oh yeah, how's that?"
"I come in threes."
"Lovely."

jas72 · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:09

Raymond Lin said:
That's not a sticky situation, that's just you don't have the balls to say hi.

Start with, "Hi my name is ......" and go from there.

she would think you are some mose code enthusiast

of course if she doesn't reply you could then say ...---... to the others at the bus stop.

Locrian · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:09

Nix said:
Boo!

"I'm a bit like a bus you know."
"Oh yeah, how's that?"
"I come in threes."
"Lovely."

It's not boo, it totally works, radio 4 said so. Yours doesnt even make sense!

carvegio · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:15

VIRII said:
Hi, my name is.....
I posted on an internet forum for a chat up line to initiate a conversation with you but I didn't get any decent replies....

This for the win, surely?

Samtheman1k · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:18

Buses normally come in threes, how about you?

Nix · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:23

Samtheman1k said:
Buses normally come in threes, how about you?

"I'll make you come like a bus."
"How do you mean?"
"Three times baby!"

Ricochet J · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:25

"Hi. Seen you about here for a long time so I thought i'd just say hi. I'm _____."

Go from there.

5ingh · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:25

Walk to the bus stop holding your crotch, then ask..

Yo Whats 'appenin? Wanna see my Jackie Chan?

andyp · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:29

Kidnap a kitten or puppy dog.

Place kitten or puppy dog inside coat with head sticking out.

Cuteness = success.

Nix · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:31

andyp said:
Kidnap a kitten or puppy dog.

Place kitten or puppy dog inside coat with head sticking out.

Cuteness = success.

Better yet:

"Do me or the puppy gets it."

Wrong on two levels

djsmiley22 · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:37

lol yeah gona give the puppy one a miss i think.

can't believe how many replies this thread has got :cool:

Locrian · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:45

Nix said:
"I'll make you come like a bus."
"How do you mean?"
"Three times baby!"

Oooooh, a ladies man

Could somebody hurry up and make a bukkake joke, you know, about them buses all coming at once

daz · 22 Aug 2006 at 13:48

"Hi there, how's it going?" (smile, be positive, eye contact, make sure you talk loud enough for her to hear...)

"I've seen you once or twice before, my name's _______, by the way" (you can hold out your hand to shake hands at this point, and she will probably introduce herself, if she's normal)

etc