Can you get sacked for farting

danza · 19 Dec 2012 at 21:34

Guys, what about queefing?

mark128 · 19 Dec 2012 at 22:47

DJMK4 said:
what catagory would you put it under?

"Wholesale and job lots" by the sound of it.

Jonners · 19 Dec 2012 at 22:49

So would a sacking fall under gross misconduct?

Skidder · 19 Dec 2012 at 22:51

Just cup and release into a jar and then free them in one go at lunch time and again when you leave.

ElectroBlaster · 19 Dec 2012 at 23:08

Awww visions of collecting little baby farts into jars lol

Can you get a fart net?

TaKeN · 23 Dec 2012 at 12:09

I'll just leave this here...

Stolly · 23 Dec 2012 at 13:26

Maybe not sacked, but this American Federal employee nearly was.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

4T5 · 23 Dec 2012 at 13:28

Well I strategically Fart in the aisles so that customers have to walk through it then I laugh hysterically at there reactions, Think I may get sacked for that so don't go telling anyone.

Pawnless Endgame · 23 Dec 2012 at 14:32

TaKeN said:
I'll just leave this here...

lol, 'flatulence', that's a technical word for a fart is it?

Redgie · 23 Dec 2012 at 16:35

Threads like these are why I come to GD, thank you OP, you deserve 5*...

...and also the sack.

Mason- · 23 Dec 2012 at 16:43

Edward78 said:
hehe, beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.

beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat

Mr-White · 23 Dec 2012 at 17:05

Change your protein, I find the complete opposite happened since I increased my protein intake.

MW

stufflol · 23 Dec 2012 at 17:58

not changing, fart or no fart not been sacked yet !

Bald-Eagle22 · 23 Dec 2012 at 19:19

Sugar free Polos - it's not a myth I can assure you .

Roalith · 23 Dec 2012 at 20:04

Thread title is made of win

Pestilence · 23 Dec 2012 at 22:46

Mason- said:
beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat

The way I always heard it was "Beans, beans, they're good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel -- so eat your beans with every meal".

skylineboy · 23 Dec 2012 at 23:38

wow. Tears of laughter. Thread has made my day.

LEK-89 · 23 Dec 2012 at 23:42

Absolutely fantastic thread, just spent the last 15 minutes reading through the thread in bed and cannot stop giggling

A 5 star rating from me too!

Does anyone remember that thread from late 2008 that basically discussed workplace toilets? Couldn't stop laughing at that thread haha.

Liam

Edward78 · 24 Dec 2012 at 14:05

When you gotta go just "skip skip skip to the loo, skip to the loo my darling" hehe

zom247 · 24 Dec 2012 at 15:23

Just found this thread and coupled with beer it's made me really chuckle!

On a more serious note though, perhaps you should stop asking people to pull your finger and then they wouldn't notice as much