Can You Swim Uphill?

Welshy · 6 Feb 2008 at 21:23

Swim uphill? Wtf? Assuming you mean swimming against the current, in which case yes you could quite easily if you were strong enough..

JoDaMa · 6 Feb 2008 at 21:36

Haha, brilliant laugh

have some stars

Pookie Bear · 6 Feb 2008 at 21:44

The first half of the first page of this thread had me laughing so hard I had tears running down my face

edit: I think I broke something, I can't stop laughing

fini · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:15

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she was a good enough sport to take the Hovis with her, we had sandwiches at the top

Kristoph · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:17

fini said:
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She's falling off the edge of the world.

Hxc · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:21

fantastic thread. stars all round

bledd · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:26

mp3kla said:
You sir, are a retard.

//vote's to add his username to urbandictinary under that defenition.

edit

if you were mate's with Serious Sam, then it's most likely possible

Melm0 · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:26

p4radox said:
*snip*

edit: Tom, what are you smoking?

That's exactly what I was just thinking!

Who would dream of such idiocy?

shimy182 · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:37

well theoretically you can swim up a water fall. its just physically impossible

yantorsen · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:38

Gaverick said:
If you had a sealed container then you could create an uphill pool I suppose

unless the pool was 100% water it'd tend to all go to the bottom though.

SexyGreyFox · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:46

What if you put the water on a treadmill that was going up bank while simultaneously cutting a sandwich in half?

Jingo... · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:47

This reminds me of Chief Wiggum & Groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons: They're digging a giant hole when they realise they are too deep to climb out...

"It's ok, we'll dig our way out!"

"No no no, dig UP stupid!"

James07 · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:48

Water pumped through tube well fast

Hehe, made me giggle.

Jingo... · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:56

urbandictionary said:
Submission is under review.

Ricochet J · 6 Feb 2008 at 22:59

trickyj said:
This reminds me of Chief Wiggum & Groundskeeper Willy from the Simpsons: They're digging a giant hole when they realise they are too deep to climb out...

"It's ok, we'll dig our way out!"

"No no no, dig UP stupid!"

LoL!

Felix Da Housecat · 6 Feb 2008 at 23:01

RandomTom said:
I had a dream about this last night, if for example there was a swimming pool built on a hill, would you be able to swim up it?

Water is always horizontal and never anything else so you couldn't be on the surface and swim upwards.

Otherwise when you try to drink out of a glass the liquid wouldn't poor out.

:rolleyes:

Van Hellseek · 6 Feb 2008 at 23:02

Ken · 6 Feb 2008 at 23:03

Geez guys, to better explain, there is no gravity and the water is superglued on to the hill. Hope that helps thread progression.

FrostedNipple · 6 Feb 2008 at 23:04

THIS IS A COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE PRODUCT

IT IS i remember seeing an advert for it! They were sending off free dvd's, they basically pump the water round to create a current you swim against! Can't remember if it was on a slope, but i cant see why that would affect the pump!

I ordered a dvd for my neighbor, so im not sure if they got it!