Caption Competition

[alexakasloth]

Girl: B2
PumkinStew: Damn, you sank my battleship.

 

[manor]

With his new disguise, Pumpkinstew's latest attempts to sell space cakes to young children had reached an all time 'high'.

 

[gord]

"Happy Birthdaa... HOLY COW BATMAN... wheres the house sliding off to!!!"

 

[Tru]

What the hell are you supposed to be?

Why I'm Pumpkinstew, the politically inoffensive winterval chipmunk. I've replaced all seasonal icons and religious deitys.

 

[MoNkeE]

She probably should've been more worried about where the chipmunk got the cake, but the candles were so pretty...

-RaZ

 

[Treefrog]

"Would you like to blow on my candle, little girl?"

"Show us yer **** first and let's see if its worth it!"

 

[manor]

After a ground breaking career as a rescue ranger, chip entertained at kids parties to pay the bills.

 

[Belmit]

Alright, one before bed...

Donny checked the label inside the suit. Ah, inflammable! Lucky.

 

[manor]

Doctors had said her condition was incurable. Yet every year the family had a birthday celebration like normal hoping that one day Aunt Audrey would get out of that chipmunk costume.

 

[|-Chris-|]

OMG! PedoBear Just Gave Me a Cake!

 

[Balders]

The failure of Star Wars Episode II at the box office prompted severe budget cuts for "Star Wars Episode 3.5"

 

[Belmit]

After hundreds of years of war, the only two remaining survivors of the battle between the Childlike Cowboys and Pseudo-Chipmunks call a truce, bringing peace to the galaxy for the first time in a millenium.

 

[cleanbluesky]

"I'm available for childrens parties, barmitzvahs or any celebration.... oh, and I'm requierd by law to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender..."

 

[cleanbluesky]

Wild racoon uses size to fool human into accepting innapropriate situation

 

[Baker]

lol I'm going to stop reading this thread, at work and keep laughing to myself.

 

[Belmit]

Wearing his protective suit, Frank would be shielded from the devastating explosives. 'Thaaaat's it, light the fourth candle you sickening child...'.

 

[Tru]

Chipmunk - This is a model of a wonderful place called 'Neverland', light those candles and we'll be taken there by fairies

Girl - Are you Peter Pan?!

Chipmunk - er, yeah.... Peter Pan, that's my name. chamone

 

[Otacon]

Chipmunk - er, yeah.... Peter Pan, that's my name. chamone

ROFLOL

 

[fatiain]

Chipmunk *whispers* - there's a snake crawling under your hat, stab it with that candle

 

[Pumpkinstew]

At the time the choice between 6weeks prison and 200 hours community service had seemed an easy one.
Next time Winona resolved to do the porridge.