Larry insisted they'd worn the wrong outfits for the Tommy Cooper impressionist competition. But would they listen?? No, they just carried on regardless.
or...
Try as they might, Steps just wasn't the same after the girls' left.
It was just as it had been in every premonition/nightmare, the shocking trio dressed in questionable uniform - only this time he was awake and the fear was real. The only thing that hadn't yet featured was the obligatory anal probe
I've only just stopped chortling at this. Not least because somehow, despite the ridiculous costumes, I seemed to come off best!
Edit: Have another:
Journalists at the press conference had their doubts about the quality of the new NASA budget missions. The name change to 'International Rescue' was just plain arrogance too.
"Yeah, the outfits pretty good but you should see my Mondeo. I painted it green and put a huuuuge spoiler on it. Now I just need some collapsible palm trees for the driveway...."
He'd gone through 15oz of charlie and the amount of amphetamine was ridiculous, but the photographer was sure that this shot would win him the kodak landscape gardeners photo award.
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