Caption Competition

[Belmit]

Gavin turned to Jimmy in the club, rather unimpressed; "I don't think these are kicking in y...... SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

 

[Tru]

\/George\/: Hay dude check out this cool site {link}
*clicks*
Frank1980: OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS BACKSIDE?

 

[Treefrog]

"Gord: We get signal
/Main Screen turn on - 'Belmits face'
Belmit: All your captions are belong to us"

Miaow!

 

[Belmit]

It took a freak blizzard and a lucky search on Google Earth to reveal that Ayre's Rock was in fact a gateway to hell.

 

[Cybermyk]

John was beginning to regret doubting the authenticity of the Hellraiser puzzle box he won on Ebay.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Doctor: "Just look at the inkblot and tell me what you see..."

 

[Stan_Lite]

Dr Frankenstein's work had gone noticably downhill since becoming addicted to crystal meth.

Stan

 

[Belmit]

Little Billy's eyes started to well up; that wasn't jelly under the ice cream.

 

[cleanbluesky]

This year's Special Olympics were a gruesome affair

 

[Shoseki]

lol didn't know this would inspire so many people, all I did was a google image search for insanity

 

[Belmit]

I just thought up a caption that disgusts even myself and would probably get me banned for life. Shame on me!

 

[Shoseki]

Heres' my own poor attempt

"Matt damon!"

 

[Cybermyk]

Not content with his success in the LOTR films as Gollum, Paul Daniels
auditions for the part of Holly in the new Red Dwarf series.

We'll be in touch Paul, not

 

[Shoseki]

Amongst the foul obscenities and loathsome snarls just one discernible word could be understood, repeated slavishly like a skipping record....
'Chocolate........CHOCOLATE!'

ok dude, this is the one that made me laugh

now go eat some chocolate, and get us a new pic!

 

[manor]

Bill crabbers world record attempt to be the first human to be inflated by helium, ended in tragedy today. His wife was devasted that he had to go like that, but was thankful that everyone got a free souviner.

EDIT: Heck - looks like the judging was done early

 

[Balders]

Gavin turned to Jimmy in the club, rather unimpressed; "I don't think these are kicking in y...... SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

Bwahahaha...

How about:

"Well, Tracey from Leeds, you turned down Blind Date Number one and number three...come in Number Two!!!!"

/cilla

 

[Treefrog]

*******!

Aaaaaaargh!
/claws own eyes out.

 

[Baron Biscuit]

"I'm under attack from a crab, quicik someone call in the airforce"

 

[Pumpkinstew]

ok dude, this is the one that made me laugh

now go eat some chocolate, and get us a new pic!

I win. Hurrah
The last one was a bit grim so here's a more cuddly one for you to utterly subvert with lewd insinuations.

The bears name is Coco should you need it.

Just so we're clear on one thing. That's not me in the suit.

Game on.

 

[Beren]

Pumkinstew wondered wether she could set light to the bear with the candles on her birthday cake. (Sorry couldnt resist... if you aint in the bear suit...)