Go to toilet in a bottle, water it down a touch with some tap water. Stick it in the fridge and drink it when its nice and cold. Will taste exactly the same as Carling!
It tastes like pap. It's generally the cheapest, nastiest lager going, reserved only for the lager louts who want to have 20 bottles and vomit all over their white fcuk shirts.
If I was going to drink bottled beer I'd normally go with Staropramen, Erdinger or maybe Tiger but my tastes vary weekly and also depend on the pub I'm in.
Carling is the foulist of all lagers and as some have correctly pointed out its, urine water. If I can't drink Stella I will drink a local/guest ale or lager.
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