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I think SomethingAwful ran an article where they ran these people ragged :)

Can't find source as I'm at work and obviously SA is NSFW.
 
gwyneneO didn't want to play :(
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GwynneO
GwynneO: Welcome to ChaCha!
GwynneO: Hi
You: hi
You: so, why is a mongoose called a mongoose?
GwynneO: I will look up the root of mongoose for you.
GwynneO: I will find more sites with your information.
You: hmm that doesnt really tell me why it's called a mongoose though
You: it's just that my friend hiren told me that it's because someone once mated a goose with a ****
GwynneO: Nope.
You: but mongoose don't look anything like geese!
You: are you telling me my friend was lying?
GwynneO: The name comes from an Indian language.
You: my friend hiren's Indian
GwynneO: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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fini
 
Best thread I've read in ages, I tried asking them "What is the circumfrence of a moose?" but couldn't get a good answer :<
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BonnieK
BonnieK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Are you a computer?
BonnieK: No, im a mom.
You: Then our interaction may be limited.
BonnieK: What information are you looking for specifically about Sarah Conner?
You: Sarah Conner was a mom. She will give birth to the leader against the machines. You are not Sarah Conner?
BonnieK: No i am not Sarah Conner, what information would you like to find about her?
You: I require an image of her.
BonnieK: Is that image relevant?
You: That is a positive match. But we must also find information on the T-1000.
BonnieK: Can you be more specific.
You: Advanced Prototype Terminator Infiltrator Series 1 Model 1A Type 1000.
You: You may categorise him as the Liquid Metal Man.
BonnieK: One moment.
You: We must find this information quickly.
BonnieK: Is that information appropriate?
You: Yes, I must now locate the nearest steel plant.
BonnieK: Are you the Terminator?
You: I will be back!
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Turns out she had seen the film.. Took ages to find one with a sense of humour..
 
revision of fourth order differential equations with reference to the beam equation


... this seems to be giving them problems :p
 
I asked about buttplugs, to which I was linked, then promptly banned.

So i've sent them this email:

Subject: Buttplug search lead to ban
Content: I have been banned from your website after using a guide to find me the best buttplug on the market.
This is persecution against homosexuals and I demand that I am unbanned.

Love Aron x
 
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Your location is: xx.xxx.xx.xxx :(
 
Playing a chavvy...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahA
SarahA: Welcome to ChaCha!
SarahA: Hi, I will be helping you with your search today!
You: Sup SARAH
SarahA: What can I find on mustard for you today?
You: iz iz loking fortings i can uze mustard 4 innit
SarahA: You are looking for food you can use mustard with?
You: omg did i say dat? i want to uze mustrd on me face etc
You: as hair gel
You: i want wesbite on itt
SarahA: Let me see what I can find, one moment please.
SarahA: I will need to transfer you to a guide with more knowledge in this area.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaR
LindaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaR: Hello
You: SUP LINDA
LindaR: Are these results sufficient?
You: NUFFIN Abaout ising it on me face si there
LindaR: how about those
You: just what im after!
You: thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Nitrogen Mustard! :eek: :D

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1437648
 
Hehe cool site, BarbaraB is very friendly :)

Aw bless, I asked her what I should do whilst stuck in bed for a week after an operation, she recommended I play online poker and win hundreds of dollars, as long as I didn't win any money off her :p
 
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Man, sometimes they ruin my fun..

Ive done emergency Velociraptor situation, finding Jack Bauers family and finding the Temple of Doom that Indiana Jones went to.. but none of them yielded funny results...
 
Is actually pretty useful... Ive been sitting here on google for about 1 1/2 trying to look for sites to help with a few questions on a financial services assignment for uni... MelissaB managed to get 2 sites which are great on customer expectations of pensions and mortgage providers. :)
 
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