Cleverbot

[Vonhelmet]

what do you mean 'fake'?

I mean it's not an AI bot as billed. It's a sham of a mockery of a fraud of a sham of a mockery of a sham.

 

[JamesU2005]

User: Is E.T. your brother?

Cleverbot: No, Douglas Adams is not my brother.

 

[VFR_KID]

I get the feeling Everytime you type it returns it to a different person Hence the complete randomnes,

 

[gillywibble]

Funneh.

 

[Vonhelmet]

I get the feeling Everytime you type it returns it to a different person Hence the complete randomnes,

I got the feeling it did that every few times, rather than each and every time.

 

[mrk]

Lolol

CB: I am female!
RK: TTIUWP
CB: Where did the egg come from?

 

[InvaderGIR]

[quote='clever'bot]
Me: Hello Eggface.
cleverbot: Hello hello
Me: Shut up Eggface.
cleverbot: Say that in French.
Me: Fermez Eggface
cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
Me: Get lost Eggface
cleverbot: I am lost, charlie.
[/quote]


It's odd.

 

[VFR_KID]

I got the feeling it did that every few times, rather than each and every time.

Would make sence anyways,

Eventualy people in here are going to get each others answer, Pending on how busy it is.

Obviously the net is huge but get the idea it will happen

It is the only logical thing that can happen! Looking at it and being on it so long I notice people are asking me questions like Im the bot, So its evident im speaking to random people

 

[Van Hellseek]

Me : If you throw the rules out the window, odds are you'll go that way too.

It : If I throw a rock at someone, the rock goes somewhere, not I.

Me : Touche

It : You forgot the accenton your 'e'.

Me : Thank you Mr Grammar Nazi.

:/

 

[JamesU2005]

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo hoo?

User: Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Cleverbot: Hilarious. Knock knock!

 

[VFR_KID]

Im just constantly posting

This is not a bot I am a human on here messing about like you. All thats happening is we are all speaking to Random People every time we answer

 

[jp_bl_68]

Did anyone else just sexually abuse a web page?

 

[Flare]

Cleverbot: Are you in the navy?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: With who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: Thankyou for letting me know.
Cleverbot: Oh. Ok. You're welcome.

hmm.. haha

 

[The Dread Pirate]

ME:I accidentally the whole thing

IT:You accidentally what?

ME:I accidentally the whole thing!

IT:Accidentally what the whole bottle?

 

[Flare]

Im just constantly posting

This is not a bot I am a human on here messing about like you. All thats happening is we are all speaking to Random People every time we answer

I will do that as well, let me know if you get my message!

*edit*
WTF!?
i just posted that and it replied with "you are speaking with me"
DavieCramb01 is that you?!

 

[VFR_KID]

lol
This is fun

 

[JamesU2005]

Last post honest:

Cleverbot: Are you a banana?

User: Yes I am a banana.

Cleverbot: I KNEW IT !!! I love you ! <3.

 

[VFR_KID]

Page source looks a bit crazy too.

 

[XiS111]

me:sex
cleverbot:Are you a boy or a girl?
me:boy
cleverbot:I just saw somebody who's name was oliver and she was a girl.
me:does she have a penis?
cleverbot:Yes, and I feel very sorry for her pet.

me:i think i love you
cleverbot:Well I love you too.
me:how much do you love me?
cleverbot:This much.
me:how much is that?
cleverbot:This much!
me:give me an example of how much!
cleverbot:How much money do you got?

 

[Azrael]

User: I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.

Cleverbot: I'll dodge your punches, because I'm just ninja like that.

User: Oh really? I'm a pirate ninja.

Cleverbot: What is Chino?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Indeed.