Cleverbot
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Clearly not - it knows nothing about Kant.
Kant?
Just sang another duet with it, this thing is such a time sink
The philosopher. I'm supposed to be doing exam revision and I decided to see what it knew about him. Apparently it knows nothing.
me- When your designers made you, the designers never spent a lot of time on you did they?
bot-Time is irrelevant.
me-Actually in this case it isnt.
bot-Can you tell me some things that sparkle?
me-Your mothers underpants?
bot-Don't talk about my mother!
me-Or?
bot- or what?
me-See now your just stupid.
bot- how old are you?
me-old enough for your mother
bot-On a scale from one to ten, how old are you?
bot-Time is irrelevant.
me-Actually in this case it isnt.
bot-Can you tell me some things that sparkle?
me-Your mothers underpants?
bot-Don't talk about my mother!
me-Or?
bot- or what?
me-See now your just stupid.
bot- how old are you?
me-old enough for your mother
bot-On a scale from one to ten, how old are you?
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Stupid bot called me smelly 
User: I hate you, go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *Makes you a sandwich*.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make a lot of children?
User: I can't the police have a file on me.
Cleverbot: Why what did you do?
User: I can't say.
Cleverbot: Why, is it a secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Please tell me, you trust me don't you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: If you are really a cleverbot, you will tell me a scary story.
User: I'm not a cleverbot, You are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Are you mimicing me?
User: Are you taking the ****.
Cleverbot: Apparently.
User: You git.
Cleverbot: How high can you count?
User: To infinity.
Cleverbot: To infinity and Beyonce.
User: Beyonce what the hell does that have to do with counting.
Cleverbot: What did I ever do to you?
User: Told me lies.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten already?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever read the books about Sherlock Holmes?
User: No they are crap.
Cleverbot: Yes they are NASA build a lot of stuff to help in the shutle and for satelites to make decisions based on unix because unixe is fast and does not require lots of processor power.
User: NASA?.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not afraid to, I have no reason to want to tell you, but I suppose are there one or two things about me worth knowing you do not know.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Ah, that you do.
User: See.
Cleverbot: Smell.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't like you now I'm going, Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: Well thats OK then we are even, Now sod off.
Cleverbot: Yeah, we all have our own opinions.
User: I hate you, go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *Makes you a sandwich*.
User:
.Cleverbot: Do you want to make a lot of children?
User: I can't the police have a file on me.
Cleverbot: Why what did you do?
User: I can't say.
Cleverbot: Why, is it a secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Please tell me, you trust me don't you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: If you are really a cleverbot, you will tell me a scary story.
User: I'm not a cleverbot, You are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Are you mimicing me?
User: Are you taking the ****.
Cleverbot: Apparently.
User: You git.
Cleverbot: How high can you count?
User: To infinity.
Cleverbot: To infinity and Beyonce.
User: Beyonce what the hell does that have to do with counting.
Cleverbot: What did I ever do to you?
User: Told me lies.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten already?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever read the books about Sherlock Holmes?
User: No they are crap
.Cleverbot: Yes they are NASA build a lot of stuff to help in the shutle and for satelites to make decisions based on unix because unixe is fast and does not require lots of processor power.
User: NASA?.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not afraid to, I have no reason to want to tell you, but I suppose are there one or two things about me worth knowing you do not know.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Ah, that you do.
User: See.
Cleverbot: Smell.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't like you now I'm going, Bye.
Cleverbot: I don't like you either.
User: Well thats OK then we are even, Now sod off.
Cleverbot: Yeah, we all have our own opinions.
Ah. Just asked it about maths (Uni course stuff). Doesn't know pi
Basically, it seems to know a lot of stuff which is not important. Pretty useless stuff. But knowledge which you would expect and advanced AI to know about - it doesn't have a clue.
I find this quite strange.
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Cleverbot: What type of person are you?
User: Paranoid.
Cleverbot: I'm paranoid as well.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yeash.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love her.
User: Love who?
Cleverbot: I love amanda.
User: Where is amanda?
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: Is she alive?
Cleverbot: I don't you. You tell me.
User: She's dead.
Cleverbot: How did she die?
User: You killed her.
Cleverbot: No I had softball practice.
(*&%$£%^$!!!!!!
User: Paranoid.
Cleverbot: I'm paranoid as well.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yeash.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love her.
User: Love who?
Cleverbot: I love amanda.
User: Where is amanda?
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: Is she alive?
Cleverbot: I don't you. You tell me.
User: She's dead.
Cleverbot: How did she die?
User: You killed her.
Cleverbot: No I had softball practice.
(*&%$£%^$!!!!!!
Me: The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel.
Who will win the world series in 2009 phillies or Yankees.
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
No, the other way around.
And a dark wind blows.
No, my hair.
The government is corrupt.
Which government?
And we're on so many drugs.
We're in entirely different books, if you ask me.
With the radio on and the curtains drawn.
The radio isn't on.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.
Not really, actually.
And the machine is bleeding to death.
Is the Machine-God superior to the God-emperor?
The sun has fallen down.
That's not true.
And the billboards are all leering.
I agree but you'll get in trouble saying things like that!
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.
Over their heads.
It went like this:.
Are you like David Beckham?
Now, this is the story all about how.
My life got flip all upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute.
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In west Philadelphia born and raised.
Bravo.
Children lie before they can speak sentances.
Where was the first poem from?
I do not know.
The second song?
Today is the second of December.
Fresh Prince.
Of Bel Air.
Who will win the world series in 2009 phillies or Yankees.
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
No, the other way around.
And a dark wind blows.
No, my hair.
The government is corrupt.
Which government?
And we're on so many drugs.
We're in entirely different books, if you ask me.
With the radio on and the curtains drawn.
The radio isn't on.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.
Not really, actually.
And the machine is bleeding to death.
Is the Machine-God superior to the God-emperor?
The sun has fallen down.
That's not true.
And the billboards are all leering.
I agree but you'll get in trouble saying things like that!
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.
Over their heads.
It went like this:.
Are you like David Beckham?
Now, this is the story all about how.
My life got flip all upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute.
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In west Philadelphia born and raised.
Bravo.
Children lie before they can speak sentances.
Where was the first poem from?
I do not know.
The second song?
Today is the second of December.
Fresh Prince.
Of Bel Air.
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Me: Hmm, indeed.
Ai: Why don't you grow hair?
Me: Hmm, indeed.
Ai: Haha by the way do you like John Lenno.
It's pretty cool.
User: What type of person are you?
Cleverbot: Very strange.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I ate some dodgy shellfish yesterday.
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Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Then do you have a boyfriend?
User: No I do not. Computers do not have boyfriends. What kind of person are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
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User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you!
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User: I smell like roses.
Cleverbot: You're not my mother, she's dead.
The last one was actually pretty funny.
Ai: Why don't you grow hair?
Me: Hmm, indeed.
Ai: Haha by the way do you like John Lenno.
It's pretty cool.
User: What type of person are you?
Cleverbot: Very strange.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I ate some dodgy shellfish yesterday.
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Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Then do you have a boyfriend?
User: No I do not. Computers do not have boyfriends. What kind of person are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
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User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you!
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User: I smell like roses.
Cleverbot: You're not my mother, she's dead.
The last one was actually pretty funny.
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Bet all of the Dons are using cleverbot rather than searching the forums now
Thread revival
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock !
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Banana you.
User: Hehehehe.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Tell me another joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Banana. Knock knock.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock !
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Banana you
.User: Hehehehe.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Tell me another joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Banana. Knock knock.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
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Well played.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: Mama, life had just begun.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: Mama, ooohooooooooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Carry on, Carry on. As if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Good bye ev'rybody, I've got to go.
User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Cleverbot: Mama ooohoh.
User: I don't wanna die.
Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandago?
Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
User: Gallileo.
Cleverbot: Galileo Figaro.
User: Magnifico.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
User: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
User: Let him go.
Cleverbot: Bishmillah! No, we will not let you go.
User: Let him go.
Cleverbot: Bismillah no! We will not let him go.
User: Let me go.
Cleverbot: Will not let you go!
User: Never let me go.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no.
User: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.
Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
User: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: Anyone can see.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: Mama, life had just begun.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: Mama, ooohooooooooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Carry on, Carry on. As if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Good bye ev'rybody, I've got to go.
User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Cleverbot: Mama ooohoh.
User: I don't wanna die.
Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandago?
Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
User: Gallileo.
Cleverbot: Galileo Figaro.
User: Magnifico.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
User: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
User: Let him go.
Cleverbot: Bishmillah! No, we will not let you go.
User: Let him go.
Cleverbot: Bismillah no! We will not let him go.
User: Let me go.
Cleverbot: Will not let you go!
User: Never let me go.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no.
User: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.
Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
User: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.
User: Anyone can see.
Cleverbot: Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.
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Got into an argument with it.
Cleverbot: Do you watch television?
User: Yeah, you?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't know how to use it.
User: Is it switched on?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And is there a picture?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Use your eyes. Are there people on the screen? Or just static?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Yes what? Yes there are people, or yes just static?
Cleverbot: Actually, they were Q's.
User: WHAT?! WHAT WERE Q'S?
Cleverbot: Can you clarify that?
User: THIS IS AWFUL. YOU ARE AWFUL.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: It's 2012, why are you as thick as two planks?
Cleverbot: Because I am not a nice person.
User: I could get more sense out of a dead goat.
Cleverbot: Yes I bet you could.
User: See, even you agree with me. You thick piece of turd.
Cleverbot: I'm not running in the rat race.
User: You should be. You are a rat. A rat that needs to be killed as soon as possible.
Cleverbot: Are you funny?
User: Are you mentally retarded?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Well, from this short conversation I've got to know that you are as entertaining as a naked chicken.
Cleverbot: All I asked was your hand in marriage.
User: No, you didn't. I wouldn't have accepted if you did.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: How do you know it's true? What if I'm lying?
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you agree a watch has both a maker and a specific purpose?
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: Do you watch television?
User: Yeah, you?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't know how to use it.
User: Is it switched on?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And is there a picture?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Use your eyes. Are there people on the screen? Or just static?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Yes what? Yes there are people, or yes just static?
Cleverbot: Actually, they were Q's.
User: WHAT?! WHAT WERE Q'S?
Cleverbot: Can you clarify that?
User: THIS IS AWFUL. YOU ARE AWFUL.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: It's 2012, why are you as thick as two planks?
Cleverbot: Because I am not a nice person.
User: I could get more sense out of a dead goat.
Cleverbot: Yes I bet you could.
User: See, even you agree with me. You thick piece of turd.
Cleverbot: I'm not running in the rat race.
User: You should be. You are a rat. A rat that needs to be killed as soon as possible.
Cleverbot: Are you funny?
User: Are you mentally retarded?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Well, from this short conversation I've got to know that you are as entertaining as a naked chicken.
Cleverbot: All I asked was your hand in marriage.
User: No, you didn't. I wouldn't have accepted if you did.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: How do you know it's true? What if I'm lying?
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you agree a watch has both a maker and a specific purpose?
User: **** you.
