Clinically obese, trapped in an obese man's body.

[Monkey00]

Good luck mate, I'm starting training (again) tomorrow too. Just stick to it, you'll surprise yourself.

 

[drumunsta]

I have recently found a stretch mark on my belly. i have never ever had any until now and i was like this i think is my turning point for me to loose weight and i will be starting the gym 2morro and eat better than i have been. the thing is with me i love what i eat and enjoy it, fingers crossed i stick to it because i really want to

 

[SheepBeast]

How do I stop eating and get fit again like I was in my early twenties and teens?

I'm a proper fat **** how do I stop eating my own weight in pizza and kebabs?

"how do i stop eating"....

.... you just stop. Halve the calories you eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner and cut out all snacks in between. Go for a run 3 days a week.

Simplez.

 

[LOAM]

T minus 24 hours until it begins.

Begin NOW, tomorrow never comes.

 

[craptakular]

Begin NOW, tomorrow never comes.

Well it does, it happens at midnight.

 

[Deluxe1]

T minus 24 hours until it begins.

Hope you aren't gonna stuff your face but like others have said if it meant that much to you to lose the weight why put it off until a certain day just do it.

 

[Cleeecooo]

Begin NOW, tomorrow never comes.

I disagree, setting a date is a good way to go... just so long as you stick to it.

Oxy, try this link:
http://caloriecount.about.com/cc/account/index.php

If you want exercise that's easy, try this:
http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html#.UIQB60ZIFob

Don't start doing actual push ups, try wall push ups. Their much easier in comparison

 

[Tefal]

I can do this when I return to my flat on Monday, as I have no camera here. I will do it and post with some hovis (brown of course)

So, it's been 2 weeks where's my picture fatty?

 

[Naff8000]

eat lard

 

[Monkey00]

So, it's been 2 weeks where's my picture fatty?

Didn't you know it was another of lucy bee's alter egos?

 

[estebanrey]

It makes me laugh when people say they are just "big boned".

Never in the history of archaeology has a human skeleton been found with unusually fat bones.

 

[benji182]

buy yourself 10 sessions with a personal trainer!

they'll give you the knowledge to get going and after those 10 sessions if you feel you've got your moneys worth buy more.

 

[Cleeecooo]

So, it's been 2 weeks where's my picture [hopefully less] fatty?

^^^

 

[Mr-White]

It makes me laugh when people say they are just "big boned".

Bones do increase in density but usually in those who lift weights at the gym

MW

 

[Amleto]

Bones do increase in density but usually in those who lift weights at the gym

MW

key word there density. density != size!

 

[Gixer]

There was an image doing the rounds on stalkbook of a cat-scanned obese person and a normal person. Both bone structures / size were pretty much identical the big difference was the obese person had so much more fat. It was grotesque. Big boned is definitely a non valid answer to being fat.

 

[Richeh]

Sorry just read this thread in my lunch break but troll troll troll. I honestly cannot see why people keep posting weight loss tips, we're on the internet, OCUK has a dedicated forum with like a hundred page thread, OP is obviously computer literate yet is unable to find this info? OP replies saying 'yep going to start diet monday but just ate a huge dominos and KFC and McD omglol!' yea.....troll.

 

[Guru]

It makes me laugh when people say they are just "big boned".

Never in the history of archaeology has a human skeleton been found with unusually fat bones.

As Ricky Gervais once said...."yeah..big bones, covered in meat and gravy"

 

[Liquiduk]

take all the money you spend on food and spend it on hookers?

This.

 

[craptakular]

Pic to come, to busy with work and cycling.

This is no troll, this is super serious on the interwebs.