Colonic Irrigation....

gillywibble · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:06

I certainly wouldn't consider it unless it was necessary for a health problem.

Otherwise it's extremely puffy.

Welshy · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:06

DB_SamX said:
For medical reasons. Don't be childish.

I think thinking of posting that myself, but thought I'd get "Humour fail" or something similar.

Nash · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:07

DB_SamX said:
For medical reasons. Don't be childish.

LOL, I'm a child? Oh right.

It's going a bit out of the rules if we talk about anal sex but it's not gay to get pleasure from the anus and rectum.

Welshy · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:12

Nash said:
LOL, I'm a child? Oh right.

It's going a bit out of the rules if we talk about anal sex but it's not gay to get pleasure from the anus and rectum.

Doesn't look to me like he was aiming that comment at you...

Nash · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:12

Oh right, I see. Whoops, sorry.

Ben M · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:33

Jambo said:
I have been reading about colon cleanses and enemas recently and it certainly seems detoxifying can have enormous health benefits.

When is everyone going to realise that "detox" is a load of BS?

schnipps · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:46

GF has had 3, asking her now, she says uncomfortable but you do loose weight and feel revived and wants another one. They are about 60 quid a pop!!

Glaucus · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:47

Of course you lose weight, but it'll go straight back on in the following days.

Energize · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:47

Ben M said:
When is everyone going to realise that "detox" is a load of BS?

When they start using common sense and learn not to believe everything they read or that's on tv.

Ben M · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:48

schnipps said:
GF has had 3, asking her now, she says uncomfortable but you do loose weight and feel revived and wants another one. They are about 60 quid a pop!!

Offer to do it for her with your own instrument?

Steedie · 8 Jun 2008 at 19:55

Ben M said:
Offer to do it for her with your own instrument?

LOL!

Azagoth · 8 Jun 2008 at 20:03

Spit said:
Cleaning out the bowel seems like a good idea!

It's called having a dump!

Duke · 8 Jun 2008 at 20:06

My butt hole is one way only. Not going to get a tube up there.

neocon · 8 Jun 2008 at 20:20

Spit said:
Anyone ever had one of these? Did you feel better, more energetic etc?

Cleaning out the bowel seems like a good idea!

just eat kellogs allbran for breakfast, it will have a similar effect

lol funny thread

neocon · 8 Jun 2008 at 20:22

actually.. colonic irrigation is a good idea for women.

i understand that the adult film industry use it..you know..otherwise it would be dirty

Energize · 8 Jun 2008 at 20:42

neocon said:
actually.. colonic irrigation is a good idea for women.

i understand that the adult film industry use it..you know..otherwise it would be dirty

Your thinking of an enema. Not the same thing.

SB118 · 8 Jun 2008 at 21:50

Energize said:
Your thinking of an enema. Not the same thing.

You've not seen some of the DVD extras have you ... :eek:

Spit · 8 Jun 2008 at 22:15

Wow, what a response!

Been reading this:

http://www.colonic-association.org/faq.html

Duke · 8 Jun 2008 at 22:21

Not exactly unbiased source of information.

goldilocks · 8 Jun 2008 at 23:01

if you really feel you need a bowel detox - how about a 'deep bowel massage'?
i've never had one, and all the info i've seen on them says there is no 'proof' that they do anything extra-ordinary but they certainly seem to get your bowels moving if you want a good clean out (anyone see that episode of super-sized vs. super skinny?)
it's less invasive than a colonic irrigation which has to be a bonus
(and iirc a colonic doesn't work as well without a massage)
if you feel this is something that would really benefit you - as with every procedure, you really need to read up on it and choose your practitioner carefully