Colonic Irrigation....

I nearly put this in the "what amazes you?" thread .....

It still amazes me that there are so many juvenile, immature ****s on these forums who think that their puerile little jokes are in any way amusing or helpful; all the "don't drop the soap", type jokes are absolutely SO junior school.

Come on guys, I know that some of you are still quite young but the "gay" references or "offer to do it for her with your own instument" etc do give the impression of "methinks they do protest too much".

I enjoy a laugh as much as the next guy but what might seem like a good/amusing retort among lads down the boozer doesn't quite cut it the same on here.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Since when was putting things inside your bum NOT gay?
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I think it seems not gay once you, I don't know, pass the age of 12 or 15 for the really immature.

AS to the OP, don't bother seems like a fairly silly idea. They body, unsuprisingly and most known to everyone gets rid of waste on its own. If you worry about the toxins you might have in your body, you want to be changing what you put in if you want to change what you get out, simple as that really.

EAt better, and if you really think you're backed up, eat a heck of a lot of fibre for a few days with LOTS of water and lots of green veg + nothing bad at all. Hell, take some anti constipation stuff for a day or two and again, eat better.
 
Colonic irrigation is a complementary therapy, and there is currently no medical or scientific evidence to prove its effectiveness
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http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/article.aspx?articleid=1997

Also, you do realise that most of the "crap" you see "come out" is largely regular poo just sitting in your bowels, that was going to be excreted normally anyway? The "outcome" is deceiving. Another trick therapy to take the money from those striving to find something wrong with themselves to fix.
 
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Energize said:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2668399

This may also yield some information.

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/gastro.html

"the California Health Department's Infectious Disease Branch stated: "The practice of colonic irrigation by chiropractors, physical therapists, or physicians should cease. Colonic irrigation can do no good, only harm." The National Council Against Health Fraud agrees"
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I'm not so sure about this, while I don't plan on having one or anything like that, they reckon that the Japanese (and or other eastern countries) have a far lower bowl cancer rate than us. They reckon that the (possible) main reason for the difference is the angle of their bowels when they squat to go to the loo (stops any carcinogens in your poo getting stuck inside).

Now I'd assume you'd have to have a terrible diet for that to be a problem over here, but from that point of view it seems logical that it could help some people. I mean you have some people in this country who's diet is so bad that they have complete onion bargies fermenting up their arse!
 
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z0mbi3 said:
I'm not so sure about this, while I don't plan on having one or anything like that, they reckon that the Japanese (and or other eastern countries) have a far lower bowl cancer rate than us. They reckon that the (possible) main reason for the difference is the angle of their bowels when they squat to go to the loo (stops any carcinogens in your poo getting stuck inside).
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Aha, can you remember where you read this?
 
Didn't some guy on TV have one, and a piece of lego was recovered that he'd swallowed as a child?

May be it was all just a bad dream.......................
 
actually I have been thinking about this myself. I saw a person on 'embarrasing illnesses' have either an enema or colonic (cant remember which) and they showed the 'colon tartar' that this processe is able to loosen and expel when you next go to the toilet.

This tartar is quite a lot (about a fist size if never had 1 before) and looks like the gunk/hair that plugs seem to collect if never cleaned.

thoughts?

edit: although I am tentative about things going 'up the nawt' per se
 
z0mbi3 said:
I'm not so sure about this, while I don't plan on having one or anything like that, they reckon that the Japanese (and or other eastern countries) have a far lower bowl cancer rate than us. They reckon that the (possible) main reason for the difference is the angle of their bowels when they squat to go to the loo (stops any carcinogens in your poo getting stuck inside).

Now I'd assume you'd have to have a terrible diet for that to be a problem over here, but from that point of view it seems logical that it could help some people. I mean you have some people in this country who's diet is so bad that they have complete onion bargies fermenting up their arse!
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Who reckons this?

How come the longevity of people in Japan etc is attributed to their healthy diets of fish, meat, rice and vegetables, but bowel cancer is because of the angle they take a dump at?

Oxlde said:
actually I have been thinking about this myself. I saw a person on 'embarrasing illnesses' have either an enema or colonic (cant remember which) and they showed the 'colon tartar' that this processe is able to loosen and expel when you next go to the toilet.

This tartar is quite a lot (about a fist size if never had 1 before) and looks like the gunk/hair that plugs seem to collect if never cleaned.

thoughts?

edit: although I am tentative about things going 'up the nawt' per se
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You mean, washing away the mucus the colon produces to lubricate faeces and help it pass easily through the gut?
 
yermum said:
Didn't some guy on TV have one, and a piece of lego was recovered that he'd swallowed as a child?

May be it was all just a bad dream.......................
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that was just the start...he built a whole ship by the end of the series
 
There was an episode of Penn and Teller where they were talking about colonic irrigation, it was amusing viewing.
 
I think its only a problem if you do it too frequently, but i think once every 6 months or something is gonna do you no harm.

I think i could do with mine flushing really.

its getting pretty clear that im full of **** :D
 
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