**COMPETITION** Do you want to be a goat?

[Gerard93]

 

[BuffetSlayer]

There was a forum modulator
Who got stuck in an elevator
Three days was he there
But he didn't care
Because... Goat Simulator!

 

[fiveub]

Some more chances of winning Goat Simulator if you have Twitter, 5 copies are being given away there!

https://twitter.com/Overclockers_UK/status/449517467342479360

 

[wingman44115]

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim? Billy Jean King.

 

[BuffetSlayer]

What do you call a Goat impersonating Michael Jackson?

Baaaaahd!!!

 

[Ksanti]

I've been hyped about this game for so long, honestly I reckon it's got potential to be GOATY.

 

[Bart_Hunt]

Question to OCuk staff, I heard of this fantastic new game from Batman series, are you going to have it in stock?

Spoiler

Better get it in stock or else!!!

WE WILL GOAT YOU !!!

Spoiler

 

[Wizzfizz]

This has to be an April Fools joke

 

[BUZZIN_NICE]

 

[Andygully]

i just wanna be a goat

 

[los]

Like sheep, a goat’s eye is rectangular rather than round. They have excellent night vision and will often browse during the night

 

[BUZZIN_NICE]

 

[GiraffePencils]

Ewe all know what you're talking about!

 

[BuffetSlayer]

Ledgend has it that Pat Garrett mistakenly killed quite a few goats whilst looking for his man..........

 

[thecremeegg]

Let's stop kidding about and behave like "respectacle" adults

 

[benneh]

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GOAT?. AMIRITE?.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Some say that he can attract Goats from as much as 10 miles away with just the scent of his musk, but all we know is, he's called the 5UB.

 

[Rudeboy1]

How do you tell if three goats are in the refrigerator?

The door won't close.

 

[Luke_Bowman]

 

[kadath]

We went on a school trip to a farm or something when I was about 8 and I was made to milk a goat and the ****er turned round and started eating my hair. I deserve some kind of pay back.
I think Ben Boyne ****ed himself on that trip too. If you're reading this Ben, hey.