Corrupt-a-Wish!

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted! You become rich but then foolishly give it away to freeloaders like MC Hammer did.

I wish I had 4 arms.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Granted! But then the mayonnaise eats you!

I wish I was rich!

Granted but you got rich by being the leader of a child porn racket.

I wish I had 4 arms.

I wish I had 4 arms.

Wtf? w...t..f...?!? What are the odds against me thnking that the same time as you?

 

[Jongo]

Granted! You become rich but then foolishly give it away to freeloaders like MC Hammer did.

I wish I had 4 arms.

granted: but u have no hands

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Whoa, coincidence?

EDIT: Jongo, you have to make a wish.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I wish I had 4 arms.

Wtf? w...t..f...?!? What are the odds against me thnking that the same time as you?

Whoa, coincidence?

EDIT: Jongo, you have to make a wish.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Great minds think alike and apparently great minds also wish they had access to the controls of 4 arms.

I wish I could leap over tall buildings.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Great minds think alike and apparently great minds also wish they had access to the controls of 4 arms.

I wish I could leap over tall buildings.

Granted, but you break your legs on landing every single time.

I wish I could make an eclipse happen at will.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted but the sun never comes back into view.

I wish I could throw a rock into orbit.

 

[Rich_L]

I wish I could throw a rock into orbit.

Granted, but it'll hit a secret US defence satellite triggering World War 3

I wish I had a monkey who would fetch beer from the fridge for me.

 

[badgermonkey]

I wish I could magic up a fully taxed and insured Austin Martin DB9 just by thinking about it.

Granted, but your only going to crash it first time you take it out the house

 

[pinkacidbootson]

Granted but the sun never comes back into view.

I wish I could throw a rock into orbit.

Granted, but the rock is superglued to your hand.

I wish i had a money tree.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted, but it'll hit a secret US defence satellite triggering World War 3

I wish I had a monkey who would fetch beer from the fridge for me.

Granted but at night he will eat your face off.

I wish I could drive a car at relativistic speeds.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Granted but at night he will eat your face off.

I wish I could drive a car at relativistic speeds.

Granted, but your brakes fail, and you cant stop.

I wish I had a lion as a guard dog.

 

[Mercutio]

Granted but it has boomerang-like properties.

I wish chavs would all die.

 

[Jongo]

Granted but it has boomerang-like properties.

I wish chavs would all die.

granted: but now you are an emo

 

[iCraig]

Granted but it has boomerang-like properties.

I wish chavs would all die.

Granted, but you suddenly drop down dead.

Joking

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

granted: but now you are an emo

I wish you'd post a wish of your own in your replies.

 

[alexakasloth]

granted: but now you are an emo

hahaha!

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I wish you'd post a wish of your own in your replies.

Granted but now I get to make up another horrible wish.

I wish my fridge would magically replenish itself full of delicious food.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Granted but now I get to make up another horrible wish.

I wish my fridge would magically replenish itself full of delicious food.

Granted but its laced with razorblades.

I wish I had a hover-car