Corrupt-a-Wish!

[badgermonkey]

Granted but now I get to make up another horrible wish.

I wish my fridge would magically replenish itself full of delicious food.

Granted, but you have a cockroach infestation in your fridge.


I wish i could fly

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted but it only hovers for 3 seconds at a time.

EDIT: Do badgermonkey's wish.

 

[alexakasloth]

Granted but it only hovers for 3 seconds at a time.

I wish I had an invisible airplane like wonder woman has.

Granted, but it hides everything but your willy.

I wish that I the ruler of earth.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but only in the direction of naked old men

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted but the Earth is now just scattered rocks in space after it's blown up.

I wish I could eat fire for sustinence.

 

[Jongo]

Granted but the Earth is now just scattered rocks in space after it's blown up.

I wish I could eat fire for sustinence.

granted but you can only play pokemon on your computer or consoles

I wish that i could run at super speeds

 

[badgermonkey]

Granted but the Earth is now just scattered rocks in space after it's blown up.

I wish I could eat fire for sustinence.

Granted, but it hurts like hell coming out the other end.

I wish i could think of a good wish

 

[Laz]

I wish I had a monkey who would fetch beer from the fridge for me.

Unfortunately it's your wife...

I wish I could transform into anyone at will

 

[Azza]

granted but you can only play pokemon on your computer or consoles

I wish that i could run at super speeds

Granted, but your shoe laces are always tied together so you always fall over.

I wish that i owned AMD-ATI

 

[alexakasloth]

I wish I could transform into anyone at will

After 5 seconds you transform into Jade Goody.

I wish that I was a giant tv airial.

 

[Azza]

After 5 seconds you transform into Jade Goody.

That would be hell

 

[Laz]

I wish that I was a giant tv airial.

Granted, but you can only pick up LifeTV and Welsh channels

 

[badgermonkey]

Granted, but you can only pick up LifeTV and Welsh channels

Nothing wrong with welsh channels

 

[alexakasloth]

Nothing wrong with welsh channels

Or Life tv

Granted, but your shoe laces are always tied together so you always fall over.

I wish that i owned AMD-ATI

Granted but you also own intel...


That's a bad one

I wish that I could stop time!

 

[gord]

I wish that I could stop time!

Denied... please wish again! If you find our wish service unsatisfactory please leave your wish complaint in the wish complaint box.

 

[alexakasloth]

Denied... please wish again! If you find our wish service unsatisfactory please leave your wish complaint in the wish complaint box.

I wish that the complaint box gave me change for a fiver

 

[Beren]

I wish I could stop time

Granted but you stop time whilst exposing yourself in an old peoples home and can't start it again.

I wish I could be funny at will.

 

[pinkacidbootson]

Granted but you stop time whilst exposing yourself in an old peoples home and can't start it again.

I wish I could be funny at will.

Granted but Will is the only person that finds you funny.

I wish skittles vodka could be made in less than 5 minutes.

 

[gord]

I wish skittles vodka could be made in less than 5 minutes.

Granted, but ultimately.. drink driving isnt funny or cool!

I wish there was peace on Earth and everybody was Happy.

 

[MaxPower]

Granted, its called disney land

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[gord]

I wish I was a real boy.

Granted, but now youll die.. compared to when you were wood you were immortal.. unless you got set on fire.. but hey.. flesh burns too..

I wish it was christmas.