Corrupt-a-Wish!

Andr3w · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:37

Biohazard said:
BALLSSSS

granted but they are tiny

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:38

Andr3w said:
granted but they are tiny

lol

that was an edit btw

Andr3w · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:38

Biohazard said:
lol that was an edit btw

i know

loopstah · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:38

Arsey said:
granted but it wraps around your neck and chokes you to death

i wish i had lightning fast reactions

You move so fast all your muscles rip apart.

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but it would be grey and knotted.

I wish I could be invisible

You're invisible and incorporeal as well so you can't touch anything either.

I wish I could rule the world.

iraiguana · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:39

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but it would be grey and knotted.

I wish I could be invisible

granted, but u cannot see anyone else either.

I wish I was invincible.

Andr3w · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:39

iraiguana said:
granted, but u cannot see anyone else either.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted,but you cannot feel love/happyness

i wish i got paid more

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:40

iraiguana said:
granted, but u cannot see anyone else either.

I wish I was invincible.

granted but you'd soon get bored of all the power.

I wish I could fly

RandomTom · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:41

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but you'd soon get bored of all the power.

I wish I could fly

granted, but you can only fly underwater.

I wish that E4 was a free channel, so then I wouldn't bother with Sky.

Andr3w · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:42

RandomTom said:
granted, but you can only fly underwater.

I wish that E4 was a free channel, so then I wouldn't bother with Sky.

granted but you pay for the rest

i wish i had a tv in this room =/

loopstah · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:44

Andr3w said:
granted but you pay for the rest

i wish i had a tv in this room =/

You have a TV but all the power fails.

I wish I had a tank to drive around in.

Kell_ee001 · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:45

loopstah said:
I wish I had a tank to drive around in.

Granted, but it's a fish tank.

I wish England had won the World cup this year

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:45

Andr3w said:
granted but you pay for the rest

i wish i had a tv in this room =/

granted but you'll only have Bid Up TV.

I wish I could read people's minds

Dr.EM · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:45

I wish I had a tank to drive around in

Granted, but it's made of polystyrene.

I wish I had a full driving liscence

Andr3w · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:46

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but you'll only have Bid Up TV.

I wish I could read people's minds

granted,none of them like you

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

Big Spender · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:46

RandomTom said:
granted, but you can only fly underwater.

I wish that E4 was a free channel, so then I wouldn't bother with Sky.

granted, buy a freeview box!

i wish my dinner was ready now

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 22:56

marcus25 said:
granted, buy a freeview box!

i wish my dinner was ready now

granted but it will taste horrible

Andr3w said:
granted,none of them like you

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

Granted but you'll get bored

I wish I had a swimming pool

DarkShadow · 29 Jul 2006 at 23:53

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I had a swimming pool

Granted, full of gay men.

I wish I get a decent job whilst job hunting.

Killerkebab · 29 Jul 2006 at 23:54

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I had a swimming pool

Granted, but it will be filled with urine.

dark_shadow said:
Granted, full of gay men.

I wish I get a decent job whilst job hunting.

Granted, but your boss punches you in the face every morning.

I wish I were immune to disease.

Barbie · 29 Jul 2006 at 23:54

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I had a swimming pool

Granted, but it's full of broken glass.

I wish my sore throat was better.

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 23:55

Killerkebab said:
Granted, but it will be filled with urine.

I wish I were immune to disease.

Granted but you'll live a long and boring life

Barbie said:
Granted, but it's full of broken glass.

I wish my sore throat was better.

Grated but you'll have a soar tummy

I wish I could be Brad Pitt