Corrupt-a-Wish!

Kell_ee001 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:29

Chris1712 said:
I wish i could musically fart.

Granted but you'll be forever stuck in an elevater with Lost-Prophet.

I wish I was a super-model.

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:30

Laz said:
Granted but you're tone deaf

I wish I could control the size of women's norks mentally

Granted but you have a horrifiic mental illness, which makes all womens breasts around you rapidly change in size and whatnot, and sumtimes explode :eek:

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I wish i could do anything in the world.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:30

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but you'll be forever stuck in an elevater with Lost-Prophet.

I wish I was a super-model.

Granted but you'll become to skinny and die

"andy" · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:30

witha coke addict to boot, lost prophet you didnt make a wish

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:31

andy8271 said:
witha coke addict to boot, lost prophet you didnt make a wish

I wish I could grant my own wishes

Laz · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:32

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could grant my own wishes

Granted, but only to other people

I wish I could levitate cats

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:32

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could grant my own wishes

Granted, but you can only wish once ever and that one wish cannot be for more wishes.

I wish i had the new 103" LCD HDTV from panasonic.

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:33

Laz said:
Granted, but only to other people

I wish I could levitate cats

Granted, but only one nanometre, so no one noticed anyway. Wish above.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:33

Chris1712 said:
Granted, but you can only wish once ever and that one wish cannot be for more wishes.

I wish i had the new 103" LCD HDTV from panasonic.

Granted but it's black and white

I wish I was the sexiest man alive

Laz · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:33

Chris1712 said:
I wish i had the new 103" LCD HDTV from panasonic.

Granted, but you lose your pc

I wish this thread ended

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:34

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted but it's black and white

I wish I was the sexiest man alive

Granted, but your gay.

I wish i could explode stuff with my eyes.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:35

Chris1712 said:
Granted, but your gay.

I wish i could explode stuff with my eyes.

Granted but you explode all your loved ones.

I wish I could see ghosts

Kell_ee001 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:35

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could see ghosts

Granted, but it's only because you are also a ghost.

I wish wishes didn't have downsides

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:35

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted but you explode all your loved ones.

I wish I could see ghosts

Granted but they all point and laugh because you have myspace.

I wish i could delete myspace.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:36

Chris1712 said:
Granted but they all point and laugh because you have myspace.

I wish i could delete myspace.

Granted but a new MySpace esq site will open

I wish you would join MySpace

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:38

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted but a new MySpace esq site will open

I wish you would join MySpace

****.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:44

Chris1712 said:
****.

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DragonHunter · 30 Jul 2006 at 05:26

Lost-Prophet said:
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granted, but its now "!" and you are very very angry

i wish that the air con at work wouldn't come on at 4.30 in the morning and make the office so cold i start shivering.

alexakasloth · 30 Jul 2006 at 06:50

RandomTom said:
no wish???

All my wishes go bad, so I'd rather stay like this

Loki · 30 Jul 2006 at 08:06

DragonHunter said:
granted, but its now "!" and you are very very angry

i wish that the air con at work wouldn't come on at 4.30 in the morning and make the office so cold i start shivering.

Wish granted. However the central heating comes on at a very cosy number high temp in the middle of the afternoon during summer.

I wish I knew who shot JFK