Corrupt-a-Wish!

[nighoftheeighth]

Granted, but you get everyone elses diseases

I wish I was Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[LeftfieldTilt]

granted: but you are stuck method acting the terminator for the rest of your life

I wish I had 20/20 vision

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Granted, but like all humans you can only see in front of you and end up in a safari park with a monkey trying to insert a banana where the sun done shine.

I wish I had a DB9.

 

[LeftfieldTilt]

Granted: But it is a small matchbox model

I wish I knew everything!

 

[_PD_]

WHY did this get revived!? I think with the utter crud posted in GD of late, this should die now!

 

[Big Spender]

WHY did this get revived!? I think with the utter crud posted in GD of late, this should die now!

you dont have to read the thread you know. just hit the back button rather than reply button.

 

[fatty1]

Granted: But it is a small matchbox model

I wish I knew everything!

Granted: but you have a 10 second memory

I wish I could breathe under water

 

[reflex]

Granted: but you have a 10 second memory

I wish I could breathe under water

Granted but you'd be ate by a shark.

I wish OCUK would do a £1 only day for all products!

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I wish OCUK would do a £1 only day for all products!

Granted but you got too stoned that day and forgot to order anything.

I wish my RSI would go away.

 

[Zefan]

I wish my RSI would go away.

Granted but this enables you to masturbate once more and you go on a marathon session resulting in awful blisters.

I wish my phone would ring.

 

[Mr Nice]

Granted but you got too stoned that day and forgot to order anything.

I wish my RSI would go away.

Granted, your RSI has disappeared, however at the cost of your arms.


I wish for a small haiwian island with large pots of cash

 

[tom_nieto]

Granted, your RSI has disappeared, however at the cost of your arms.


I wish for a small haiwian island with large pots of cash

Granted, but the island would be an erupting volcano.

I wish for a crate of beer to turn up at the door.

 

[Big Spender]

Granted, but the island would be an erupting volcano.

I wish for a crate of beer to turn up at the door.

granted but its warm and flat

i wish for more wishes

 

[DAVEM]

Where's your wish?

I wish Gibbo would give me one of everything in the OcUk catalogue

I wish I was a as clever as Einstien

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I wish I was a as clever as Einstien

Granted but you also become as dead as Einstein.

I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand.

 

[Big Spender]

Granted but you also become as dead as Einstein.

I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand.

granted, but u are branded a freak and become an outcast having to live your life in the wild with no friends

i wish someone would grant my last wish

 

[BillytheImpaler]

granted, but u are branded a freak and become an outcast having to live your life in the wild with no friends

i wish someone would grant my last wish

Granted but you are disappointed with the wish's corruption.

I wish I could throw a baseball ball harder than Sandy Koufax.

 

[Big Spender]

Granted but you are disappointed with the wish's corruption.

I wish I could throw a baseball ball harder than Sandy Koufax.

Granted, but Chuck Norris catches it and throws it straight back at your head with 10x the force you through it killing you instantly

i wish i was invincible

 

[BillytheImpaler]

i wish i was invincible

Granted but then you get bored with living forever and want to kill yourself only to be foiled at every attempt by your own invincibility.

I wish I could leave work early today.

 

[meggy-vengeance]

I wish I could leave work early today.

Granted but you will leave early in a body bag

Edddddit, forgot my wish!
I wish I wasn't in pain