Corrupt-a-Wish!

z0mbi3 · 8 Aug 2006 at 11:21

AtreuS said:
Granted... but the bacon was off and you get the pooooos really bad for a week!

I wish i had immortality and super powers!

Granted - You are Vampire Superman amalgamation and you don't really exist.

I wish I could make a wish with no negative repercussions.

Samtheman1k · 8 Aug 2006 at 11:23

z0mbi3 said:
I wish I could make a wish with no negative repercussions.

Granted. In a totally unrelated incident, your mum just died.

I wish I didn't have such a sick sense of humour!

BoomAM · 8 Aug 2006 at 11:50

Samtheman1k said:
I wish I didn't have such a sick sense of humour!

But it makes you physically sick when you tell a joke? :confused:

I wish i worked for a big company?

Christo · 8 Aug 2006 at 11:53

Indeed you shall, you will work for the largest refuse collection company in the UK.

I wish to have 'sexy time' with David Hasselhoff.

(see above)

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 12:12

Chrisp7 said:
Indeed you shall, you will work for the largest refuse collection company in the UK.

I wish to have 'sexy time' with David Hasselhoff. (see above)

Granted... but the Hoff brings along some 'large' male friends of his who also want a good time... and it gets aired on live tv.

I wish we could all find a way of living in peace with each other... *adjusts halo*

z0mbi3 · 8 Aug 2006 at 12:16

Mat said:
Granted... but the Hoff brings along some 'large' male friends of his who also want a good time... and it gets aired on live tv.

I wish we could all find a way of living in peace with each other... *adjusts halo*

Granted but this is achieved through your death.

I wish I had a roflcoptor

Artemic · 8 Aug 2006 at 12:58

z0mbi3 said:
Granted but this is achieved through your death.

I wish I had a roflcoptor

Granted, But you are unable to fly it as your hands turn into lemons.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl if I did I would call her,
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 6 4 Impaler.

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:33

Artemic said:
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl if I did I would call her,
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 6 4 Impaler.

Granted, but you actually turn into Skee-Lo and disappear of the face of the earth like he did too

I wish I had more coffee

Mat · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:35

Granted but you are only 1mm taller, no-one wants to play with you, your gf never answers your calls, the rabbit continually batters you about the head with its bat causing irreversible brain damage and the 6 4 impaler turns out to be a 6' 4" Vald the Impaler who lives up to his name with yo' ass.

I wish I had free access to Area 51 and all the secrets therein!

I wish I had posted mine before her!!!

Samtheman1k · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:36

Kell_ee001 said:
I wish I had more coffee

Granted. But you drown in it.

I wish I was a tree!

Artemic · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:51

Samtheman1k said:
Granted. But you drown in it.

I wish I was a tree!

Granted, but a squirrel nests up your bum, and dogs have an irresistable urge to 'do their business' up your leg.

I wish I could understand women.

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:55

Artemic said:
Granted, but a squirrel nests up your bum, and dogs have an irresistable urge to 'do their business' up your leg.

I wish I could understand women.

Granted. But now you don't understand men.

I wish the girl in the next cubicle would quit tapping her pen on her desk.

Samtheman1k · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:57

Raist said:
I wish the girl in the next cubicle would quit tapping her pen on her desk.

Granted. But instead she taps it on your head.

I wish that you'd post pics of this girl!

Artemic · 8 Aug 2006 at 13:58

Raist said:
Granted. But now you don't understand men.

I wish the girl in the next cubicle would quit tapping her pen on her desk.

Granted, she begines tapping it on your head.

I wish I could fall asleep under my desk.

Edit: Great minds!

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:02

Samtheman1k said:
I wish that you'd post pics of this girl!

Granted, but she turns out to be the size of an elephant.

Artemic said:
I wish I could fall asleep under my desk.

Granted, but the elephant girl falls and squashes you.

I wish I could go on holiday.

Skiddley · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:04

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but she turns out to be the size of an elephant.

Granted, but the elephant girl falls and squashes you.

I wish I could go on holiday.

Granted, but you go to Beirut.

i wish i could think of a witty wish retort.

JayMax · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:08

Skiddley said:
i wish i could think of a witty wish retort.

Granted, but it will always be too late after the event to be of any use.

I wish for more wishes.

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:20

JayMax said:
I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes

I wish I lived closer to my friends.

Samtheman1k · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:24

Kell_ee001 said:
I wish I lived closer to my friends.

Granted. You now live in their pocket.

I wish that I had a pair of breasts I could play with all day long.

Kell_ee001 · 8 Aug 2006 at 14:26

Samtheman1k said:
I wish that I had a pair of breasts I could play with all day long.

Granted, you now have man-boobs

I wish for a payrise