Corrupt-a-Wish!

Zefan · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:06

Granted, but you had to sleep with him for him to love you enough, and he is HIV+.

I wish that I could be free from worry.

Adam_151 · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:07

FosterK said:
Granted, but you have a colostomy bag.

I wish my art coursework was completely finished, to a high standard, and my teacher didn't question whether I did it or not.

But its a homoerotic scene, and now your lecturer/teacher and some of your peers think you are a queer.

I wish I could travel back in time 7 days at will

FosterK · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:08

Zefan said:
Granted, but you had to sleep with him for him to love you enough, and he is HIV+.

I wish that I could be free from worry.

Granted, but you now are blissfully unaware of danger and you're promptly killed by a bus.

Adam_151 said:
But its a homoerotic scene, and now your lecturer/teacher and some of your peers think you are a queer.

I wish I could travel back in time 7 days at will

Granted, but as soon as you do, the wish becomes undone, as it hadn't happened.

(you two thinking along the same lines eh?

)

I wish I was immune to HIV

Zefan · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:08

FosterK said:
I wish I was immune to HIV

Granted, you are now a catfish.

I wish I was a cat.

Adam_151 · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:10

FosterK said:
I wish I was immune to HIV

Granted. But no one else is, you immediatly contract it,and you have to try and find a partner who already has it. Goodluck

I wish my cold would go away

Andr3w · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:20

Adam_151 said:
Granted. But no one else is, you immediatly contract it,and you have to try and find a partner who already has it. Goodluck

I wish my cold would go away

granted,but you get flu

i wish i had more money

Arcade Fire · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:42

Andr3w said:
granted,but you get flu

i wish i had more money

Granted. Here's a penny.

I wish that I could read minds.

Zefan · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:44

Arcade Fire said:
I wish that I could read minds.

Granted, I've been sleeping with your mother and your wife.

I wish I could dance without looking like a complete watermelon.

G|mp · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:46

Zefan said:
I wish I could dance without looking like a complete watermelon.

Congratulations your black !!

I wish Man United would win the ******* league again

ElRazur · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:46

Zefan said:
Granted, I've been sleeping with your mother and your wife.

I wish I could dance without looking like a complete watermelon.

Granted but without music and only on a snowy monday morning at Waterloo station.

I wish i can go back in time.

G|mp · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:51

Too late n00b

Meatball · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:55

Spacky said:
Wish granted except you have no thumbs.

I wish I had all the hottest ladies in the world.

they're all lesbians.

I wish I was the hottest guy in the world

Andr3w · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:57

Lost-Prophet said:
they're all lesbians.

I wish I was the hottest guy in the world

granted,you die of dehydration

i wish that i had everything i wanted

G|mp · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:59

When did we start skipping people?

Big Spender · 28 Jul 2006 at 22:01

Andr3w said:
granted,you die of dehydration

i wish that i had everything i wanted

granted, but you go to jail for life and have no access to it

I wish i could get any woman i wanted

Barbie · 28 Jul 2006 at 22:19

marcus25 said:
granted, but you go to jail for life and have no access to it

I wish i could get any woman i wanted

Granted, but they are all over 60.

I wish i had a better job.

Meatball · 28 Jul 2006 at 22:38

Barbie said:
Granted, but they are all over 60.

I wish i had a better job.

you'll get fired the next day.

I wish I could have a self-upgrading Pc

meggy-vengeance · 28 Jul 2006 at 23:50

Lost-Prophet said:
you'll get fired the next day.

I wish I could have a self-upgrading Pc

Granted but it will eventually take over all electrical appliances and then the world (yes thats it)
I wish I could melt people :-)

DarkShadow · 28 Jul 2006 at 23:56

Granted, Once every 10 years.

I wish Christina Milian & Elisha Cuthbert would marry me

_PD_ · 28 Jul 2006 at 23:58

dark_shadow said:
Granted, Once every 10 years.

I wish Christina Milian & Elisha Cuthbert would marry me

Granted, you can never see, hear or touch them.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.