Corrupt-a-Wish!

mrbios · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:05

gord said:
Granted, but now youll die.. compared to when you were wood you were immortal.. unless you got set on fire.. but hey.. flesh burns too..

I wish it was christmas.

granted but you get no presents!

i wish i was undestructable!

alexakasloth · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:19

mrbios said:
i wish i was undestructable!

I think you mean indestrucable

Granted, but....but....but you have no willy.

I wish I was a bird.

Jongo · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:26

$loth said:
I wish I was a bird.

granted but u cant move

I wish i made 13 more posts so i get an avatar

da_mic_1530 · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:28

Jongo said:
granted but u cant move

I wish i made 13 more posts so i get an avatar

but the avatar was a picture of barney the dinosaur

i wish i could have a night of passion with cheryl tweedy

alexakasloth · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:28

da_mic_1530 said:
i wish i could have a night of passion with cheryl tweedy

Granted, but she had breast reduction surgery, she is now an A cup.

I wish that I could control lightening.

Jongo · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:33

$loth said:
Granted, but she had breast reduction surgery, she is now an A cup.

I wish that I could control lightening.

grated but it only strikes u

i wish i had £100 for every reply to this thread

mrbios · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:34

$loth said:
I think you mean indestrucable

haha yes thats the one

Arsey · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:35

Jongo said:
grated but it only strikes u

i wish i had £100 for every reply to this thread

granted, but it is monopoly money

I wish i could eat without ever getting fat

Jongo · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:36

Arsey said:
granted, but it is monopoly money

I wish i could eat without ever getting fat

granted but u have no penis

i wish that the monopoly money was real

Volcs · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:39

Jongo said:
granted but u have no penis

i wish that the monopoly money was real

You don't seem to really be grasping this. Your consequence should have some sort of relevance.

Using your wish corruption system - granted but you have no penis.

Or in keeping with the thread - granted, but the currency of the world becomes monopoly money.

I wish I was the greatest guitar player on earth.

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:46

Volcs said:
I wish I was the greatest guitar player on earth.

Granted, but you have lost your fingers

I wish I could speak all european languages.

Killerkebab · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:54

CocoPops said:
I wish I could speak all european languages.

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish I could see into the future.

da_mic_1530 · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:56

Killerkebab said:
Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish I could see into the future.

granted but you die tomorrow / the world blows up

i wish i could lead newcastle united to win the premiership

edit : Rofl nice one cocopops

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 18:58

da_mic_1530 said:
i wish i could lead newcastle united to win the premiership

granted, but then they loose the title and are relegated for match fixing

I wish I was 16 again

georges · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:10

CocoPops said:
granted, but then they loose the title and are relegated for match fixing

I wish I was 16 again

Granted but you get a girl pregnant.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

Arsey · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:15

granted but its filled with piranhas(sp?)

I wish OcUK sent me a brand new amazing computer

da_mic_1530 · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:17

Arsey said:
I wish OcUK sent me a brand new amazing computer

with a Q TEC PSU(they are the bad ones arnt they?)

i wish i had something fun to do tonight (im skint and stuck in on a friday night

)

georges · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:17

Arsey said:
granted but its filled with piranhas(sp?)

I wish OcUK sent me a brand new amazing computer

Granted but you have a power surge

da_mic_1530 said:
with a Q TEC PSU(they are the bad ones arnt they?)

i wish i had something fun to do tonight (im skint and stuck in on a friday night )

bleh.

Granted, but you can't do anything else for a month.

I wish lifeguard courses were free..(seems a fun job for a 16yr old

)

Puzzled · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:27

georges said:
I wish lifeguard courses were free..(seems a fun job for a 16yr old )

Granted, but you can only swim when men or old ladies are in trouble.

I wish I never made a wish.

pinkacidbootson · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:38

I wish I never made a wish.

Granted but the universe explodes.

I wish i got free food everywhere i go.