Corrupt-a-Wish!

Cobra said:


I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Granted, but naturally you think of something totally rubbish and it doesnt fulfill you at all so you go back to wishing of something new to wish for and the cycle never ends so you are stuck in a perpetual time vortex living out your days with the same menial tasks until death parts you from this world and you move into an existence near to the chasm of clams where you continue to wish you could think of a wish and continue to do it so unsuccessfully that your immortal being dies in a tiny whimper.

I wish everything was the worst it could possibly be ever and nothing could be actually any more rubbish than it will be from this wish.
 
Wish is granted, however you will be going to the moon straped to Jeremy Beadle, in the nude, without ear muffs or a beard guard.


My wish is to find someone with a peanut allergy and play russian roulette with them with a packet of revels.
 
Mr Nice said:
Wish is granted, however you will be going to the moon straped to Jeremy Beadle, in the nude, without ear muffs or a beard guard.


My wish is to find someone with a peanut allergy and play russian roulette with them with a packet of revels.
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you'll find that person with a peanut allergy and who plays russian roulette but you'll get bored quick and break up with them.

I wish everybody liked me.
 
Lost-Prophet said:
you'll find that person with a peanut allergy and who plays russian roulette but you'll get bored quick and break up with them.

I wish everybody liked me.
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Granted! But with so much attention you become uncomfortable in even the most mild of social situations. You have difficulty finding privacy from your beatlemania-esque treatment.

I wish that it would snow tonight so I could throw a snowball at my neighbor.
 
You will get snowed in so you can't go outside, thus not being able to get to the snow to make a ball.

I wish my post count was 13337. :o
 
Yewen said:
You will get snowed in so you can't go outside, thus not being able to get to the snow to make a ball.

I wish my post count was 13337. :o
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Granted! But you fail to notice in time which leaves you to wait for 31337. In an attempt to get there faster you take to mass-spamming and end up as OcUK's first active UB to recieve a permaban.

I wish my radio went louder.
 
BillytheImpaler said:
Granted! But you fail to notice in time which leaves you to wait for 31337. In an attempt to get there faster you take to mass-spamming and end up as OcUK's first active UB to recieve a permaban.

I wish my radio went louder.
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Your radio will go so loud your ears will go pop.

I wish I whack George Bush with giant fish
 
Granted, you can whack Dubya with a fish, however as a result you will be detained by the CIA and probed in the bottom area until you pass out.

I wish I had a platoon of badgers with laser eyes and take over the world
 
Mr Nice said:
Granted, you can whack Dubya with a fish, however as a result you will be detained by the CIA and probed in the bottom area until you pass out.

I wish I had a platoon of badgers with laser eyes and take over the world
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*Sniggers*. The Badger's laser eyes will turn you to dust before you take over the world.

I wish I could breath underwater.
 
Lost-Prophet said:
*Sniggers*. The Badger's laser eyes will turn you to dust before you take over the world.

I wish I could breath underwater.
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The gills you use means you're mistaken as a fishy and caught and eaten..with chips and mushy peas.

I wish for world peace.
 
Lost-Prophet said:
*Sniggers*. The Badger's laser eyes will turn you to dust before you take over the world.

I wish I could breath underwater.
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Granted but you can't breath above water. And you cant eat wet food :p .

I wish this thread would end...
 
Chris1712 said:
Granted but you can't breath above water. And you cant eat wet food :p .

I wish this thread would end...
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Granted! However, all the forums go with it and you have nothing to do when you're staying up far too late.

I wish 8-71s were less expensive.
 
Tried&Tested said:
The gills you use means you're mistaken as a fishy and caught and eaten..with chips and mushy peas.

I wish for world peace.
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The world will be to happy and so everyone becomes gay.

I wish I could rule OcUk forums :D
 
I wish I was the greatest guitar player on earth.
CocoPops said:
Granted, but you have lost your fingers
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So I'm the world's greatest guitar player, yet I have no fingers - I must be amazing.
 
marcus25 said:
granted... but with Spie's Omnipotence (sp?) he quickly notices and takes back over.


I wish i was just like you!
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Granted, but girls will fight over you and you will end up being ripped in half.

I wish I could have some pie.
 
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Granted. Every time you meet a girl, you will instantly know either that (i) she would never date you in a million years, or (ii) she's date you for your money but sleep with other men because of your inadequacies in the bedroom olympics department.

Can you ever have a proper relationship again?

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot.
 
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