Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Meatball]

granted but you lose the use of your fingers

I wish I was married to Cyndy Crawford (in her day)

Granted, but you shall get divorced within 3 months.

I wish I could have anything I wont for free

 

[alexakasloth]

Granted, but you shall get divorced within 3 months.

I wish I could have anything I wont for free

Granted, but you will make up for that with pineapples and hitler in hell.

I wish that I had unlimited supply of great tasting pasta

 

[georges]

Granted, but you will make up for that with pineapples and hitler in hell.

I wish that I had unlimited supply of great tasting pasta

Granted, but you lose sense of taste.

I wish I could play football like Sneijder.

 

[alexakasloth]

I wish I could play football like Sneijder.

Granted, but he cripples himself for good.

 

[RandomTom]

Granted, but he cripples himself for good.

no wish???

I wish that I could teleport myself to anyplace in the country in an instant.

 

[Kell_ee001]

I wish that I could teleport myself to anyplace in the country in an instant.

Granted, but every time you teleport you lose a body part

I wish I could rewind time.

 

[malfunkshun]

Granted, but you can only view the worst moments of your life

I wish my take away would get here soon

 

[Andr3w]

Granted, but you can only view the worst moments of your life

I wish my take away would get here soon

granted,it'll be cold

I wish i had passed my driving test

 

[RandomTom]

I wish I could rewind time.

Granted but everytime you rewind time your body gets older by the same amount of time you rewind by.

I wish that I could pass my driving test tomorrow.

edit:

I wish i had passed my driving test

OMG, same thinking going on here, pity I forgot I was posting and took ages

 

[Kell_ee001]

I wish i had passed my driving test

I wish that I could pass my driving test tomorrow.

Both granted, but it's only valid in Yemen.

I wish the moon was made of cheese

 

[loopstah]

I wish the moon was made of cheese

It is but it melts in the sun.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[malfunkshun]

You pass the test but write of your car on your first solo drive.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but only the mind of the most evil, violent criminals

I wish it wasnt raining.

(take away IS cold btw thanks)

 

[Aod]

I wish it wasnt raining.

Granted, but the temperature rises to 40C

i wish that i didn't have to pay for anything.

 

[reflex]

Granted, but the temperature rises to 40C

i wish that i didn't have to pay for anything.

Granted, but you become so spoilt it ruins your life.

I wish an end to poverty

 

[Kell_ee001]

I wish an end to poverty

Granted, but prices raise so high millionaires are on welfare

I wish that things that are bad for you were good for you

 

[loopstah]

Granted, but prices raise so high millionaires are on welfare

I wish that things that are bad for you were good for you

You still die from them but at least you die blissfully happy.

I wish I could play the greatest song in the world.

 

[Dr.EM]

Granted, but of course you'll slowly turn into Jack Black...

I wish I had incredibly long hair...

 

[Arsey]

Granted, but of course you'll slowly turn into Jack Black...

I wish I had incredibly long hair...

granted but it wraps around your neck and chokes you to death

i wish i had lightning fast reactions

 

[Meatball]

Granted, but of course you'll slowly turn into Jack Black...

I wish I had incredibly long hair...

granted but it would be grey and knotted.

I wish I could be invisible

 

[Biohazard]

BALLSSSS