Corrupt-a-Wish!

Big Spender · 3 Aug 2006 at 21:55

BillytheImpaler said:
Granted but then you get bored with living forever and want to kill yourself only to be foiled at every attempt by your own invincibility.

I wish I could leave work early today.

granted, but you get fired and is unable to get another job ever again and has no money and loses everything he owns and is forced to live out on the street.

i wish i had the full sky hd package for free

BillytheImpaler · 3 Aug 2006 at 21:58

marcus25 said:
i wish i had the full sky had package for free

Granted but it turns out to be the real sky which has always been overhead for free.

I wish my car didn't need a new pair of head gaskets.

fatmas · 3 Aug 2006 at 22:00

meggy-vengeance said:
Granted but you will leave early in a body bag

Edddddit, forgot my wish!
I wish I wasn't in pain

Granted,
But you have to spend your life with me!

I wish I wasn't going to be in debt after Uni

mctiny · 3 Aug 2006 at 22:09

fatmas said:
Granted,
But you have to spend your life with me!

I wish I wasn't going to be in debt after Uni

Granted, but you can't go to uni

I wish to be forever young

Kell_ee001 · 3 Aug 2006 at 22:12

mctiny said:
I wish to be forever young

Granted, you'll always be a baby with a dirty nappy.

I wish teleportation available

Christo · 3 Aug 2006 at 22:13

Granted, it will be avaliable but in 300 years time.

I wish I had a 13" 'member'

Big Spender · 3 Aug 2006 at 23:09

Chrisp7 said:
Granted, it will be avaliable but in 300 years time.

I wish I had a 13" 'member'

granted, /me goes in search through OcUK forums member list to find said 13" member

i wish i had a 13" willy

neil3k · 3 Aug 2006 at 23:09

Granted, it will be avaliable but in 300 years time.

I wish I had a 13" willy)

Granted but everytime you get it up you pass out due to lack of blood in your head.

I wish for unlimited nacho platters

"andy" · 4 Aug 2006 at 00:55

granted but you become allergic to nachos

I wish I was little bit taller,I wish I was a baller,I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her ,I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

meggy-vengeance · 4 Aug 2006 at 01:22

andy8271 said:
I wish I was little bit taller,I wish I was a baller,I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her ,I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Granted but you get shot 9 times for listening to rap/ r 'n' b

I wish i could put a name to that song, it's really annoying me now!

Raymond Lin · 4 Aug 2006 at 01:30

meggy-vengeance said:
Granted but you get shot 9 times for listening to rap/ r 'n' b

I wish i could put a name to that song, it's really annoying me now!

Granted, but it'll mean you'll have to listen to it for eternity.

I wish I am at my ideal weight.

Greenlizard0 · 4 Aug 2006 at 02:45

Raymond Lin said:
Granted, but it'll mean you'll have to listen to it for eternity.

I wish I am at my ideal weight.

Granted but everybody you *sleep* with isn't.

I wish that I could eat anything I want!

reddeathdrinker · 4 Aug 2006 at 03:20

greenlizard0 said:
I wish that I could eat anything I want!

Granted, but I'm afraid you've just developed an uncurable case of lockjaw.....it's all liquidised and through a tube now!

I wish I could get to sleep......

Raymond Lin · 4 Aug 2006 at 03:23

reddeathdrinker said:
Granted, but I'm afraid you've just developed an uncurable case of lockjaw.....it's all liquidised and through a tube now!

I wish I could get to sleep......

granted, but you'll never wake up.

I wish get a job that i like.

Runbalk · 4 Aug 2006 at 06:25

granted - you like crossdressing and cleaning public toilets

I wish Aberdeen looked good

LeftfieldTilt · 4 Aug 2006 at 08:10

Granted: But your eyes suddenly fall out of your head

I wish i didnt have to work today

branddaly · 4 Aug 2006 at 08:36

granted- but your frisky 80 year old incontinent aunt is coming to visit you for the day.

I wish that I could afford to move to a bigger flat

Priapus · 4 Aug 2006 at 08:38

Granted, but the bigger flat that can you afford is right next to a land fill dump sight, so your flat always stinks of crap.

I wish I could go anwhere in the word, anytime I wanted to by a private jet.

Big Spender · 4 Aug 2006 at 08:44

Ice On Fire said:
Granted, but the bigger flat that can you afford is right next to a land fill dump sight, so your flat always stinks of crap.

I wish I could go anwhere in the word, anytime I wanted to by a private jet.

granted, but your private jet explodes on the runway with you in it on your 1st trip

i wish my hair wasnt so unmanagable

Mat · 4 Aug 2006 at 09:30

marcus25 said:
granted, but your private jet explodes on the runway with you in it on your 1st trip

i wish my hair wasnt so unmanagable

Granted but it requires 6 hours of welding and gluing to make it look half decent.

I wish the Queen would fart loudly at her next public televised appearance.

Corrupt-a-Wish!

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