Corrupt-a-Wish!

Siliconslave said:
granted, but it just gets corrupted

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala
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Granted but the rabbit is dead, the hat doesn't fit anyone and someone just keyed your Impala :p

I wish I was on my holidays already!
 
You can be! But your holiday is in Sweden with Yuri Gellar in a Fork factory, and he's annoyed.

I wish I could talk to girls...
 
$loth said:
Granted, but it's in your face :p
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Nothing wrong with that, the Sun would pay £££ for a story like that and its great pub story material :D

$loth said:
You can, they just don't talk back.

I wish that I could morph into 4 mini me's at will.
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Your wish is my command, but the 4 mini me's are arrested for identity theft and a jailed indefinitely in seperate jails never to morph back into you.

I wish petrol prices would fall back to 50p / litre...
 
Samtheman1k said:
Granted. But supplies dry up.

I wish that I wasn't at work today!
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Granted, you've been sacked

I wish I had enough money for a top of the range, brand new scooby
 
wordy said:
Granted, you've been sacked

I wish I had enough money for a top of the range, brand new scooby
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Its all yours, but when you go to pick it up its actually a lifesize cardboard cutout of the whole gang including Shaggy, Velma and Scrappy.

I wish there was a bottomless pit into which we could safely throw all our non recyclable waste...
 
Mat said:
I wish there was a bottomless pit into which we could safely throw all our non recyclable waste...
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Granted. Unfortunately, you find yourself being thrown into it.

I wish that a naked Sarah Michelle Gellar brings me a beer on a silver tray!
 
Mat said:
Its all yours, but when you go to pick it up its actually a lifesize cardboard cutout of the whole gang including Shaggy, Velma and Scrappy.

I wish there was a bottomless pit into which we could safely throw all our non recyclable waste...
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Granted! oopsss.. watch yourstep!!... OMH HE FELL IN!!


I wish i had a level60 shadowpriest in full tier 3 on WoW!
 
AtreuS said:
I wish i had a level60 shadowpriest in full tier 3 on WoW!
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Granted but it gets nerfed in the next patch that comes out that same afternoon !!

I wish I was a slug! (sorry this thread reminds me of that advert that used to be on telly!!)
 
Samtheman1k said:
Granted. But someone steps on you.

I wish I better things to do than post in this thread!
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Granted, but now you have to wipe bums in retirement homes.

I wish I will meet girl of my dreams later today.
 
Samtheman1k said:
Granted. But that band is McFly.

I wish I could sleep with every member of Girls Aloud!
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Granted, but not until they are in their 80's

I wish I don't have to go to work today.
 
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