Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Rich_L]

granted u live on the moon with no way of contacting people

I wish I could read peoples minds!

But from now on you'll be surrounded by paedophiles.

 

[branddaly]

granted. However all the noise from everyones minds at once drives you insane, and you arrested for making peoples heads explode.


I wish someone else would make the coffees.

 

[Skiddley]

Granted, but they make it with 'man-milk'

 

[Raymond Lin]

granted. However all the noise from everyones minds at once drives you insane, and you arrested for making peoples heads explode.


I wish someone else would make the coffees.

Granted, but you'll have to make all the tea.

I wish i am rich !!!!!!!!!

 

[wordy]

granted u live on the moon with no way of contacting people

I wish I could read peoples minds!

Granted but you find out no one likes you

I wish the bloke next to me would get of his backside and make a cuppa as it's his turn

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Granted, but you'll have to make all the tea.

I wish i am rich !!!!!!!!!

Granted you are now Richard Lin.

I wish my clickey Model M keyboard started working again.

 

[Priapus]

is there anyone out there this is a shout out to the woman come to south africa durban!oooooohhhhh got the sun and tones of beutiful woman here no doubt dont delay fly british airways

 

[Beren]

I wish my clickey Model M keyboard started working again.

Granted but you can only type in 133T speek.

I wish I could live happilly ever after.

 

[Priapus]

Granted but you can only type in 133T speek.

I wish I could live happilly ever after.

and no shoes

 

[Priapus]

I wish I could live happilly ever after.

Granted, you now have no money, no house and nothing, just the cloths on your back..


I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

 

[Priapus]

Ignore.

 

[Alty]

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

Granted, but it only works while you sleep.

I wish I had eternal beer goggles so women would always appear attractive!

 

[Beren]

I wish I had eternal beer goggles so women would always appear attractive

Granted but you only actually ever pull mingers and all your friends laugh at you.

I wish I could smack George bush around the head repeatedly with a baseball bat.

 

[Priapus]

I wish I could smack George bush around the head repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Granted, but then you will wake up and see that your coffee has now gone cold.


I wish I could have a download speed of 4GB per second.

 

[Siliconslave]

Granted, but then you will wake up and see that your coffee has now gone cold.


I wish I could have a download speed of 4GB per second.

granted, but everything you download turns out to be the jump the shark episode of happy days

i wish i had a bottomless mug of pepetually just the right temperature fine coffee

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

granted, but everything you download turns out to be the jump the shark episode of happy days

i wish i had a bottomless mug of pepetually just the right temperature fine coffee

Granted but it leaks. Perpetually.

I wish I had a Conroe processor.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

i wish i had a bottomless mug of perpetually just the right temperature fine coffee

Granted but whenever you go to quaff its deliciousness the coffee drains away. It comes back whenever you stop trying to drink it. Tantalus is proud.

EDIT: Do LPL's wish.

 

[wordy]

Granted but it leaks. Perpetually.

I wish I had a Conroe processor.

Granted, but it doesn't work,

I wish that I don't get a hangover tomorrow morning

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Granted, but it doesn't work,

I wish that I don't get a hangover tomorrow morning

Granted, but you wake up in bed with your mum.

I wish that my shirt wasn't wet.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I wish that I don't get a hangover tomorrow morning

Granted but it's because you died the night before.

EDIT: BAH! Beaten again.