Corrupt-a-Wish!

Granted, but it turns out to be a barbie doll house.


I wish this Airwaves chewing gum would keep its flavour for longer than 5 mins
 
Mr Nice said:
Granted, but it turns out to be a barbie doll house.


I wish this Airwaves chewing gum would keep its flavour for longer than 5 mins
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But it's the flavour of Tramps socks.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
 
fatiain said:
But it's the flavour of Tramps socks.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Granted, but everything else gets a little bit shorter.

I wish I could quit playing WoW and have a social life back...
 
Granted, however you discover that civilisation has passed you by and nothing is what it was, you wonder around your local high street saying "where am I, what place is this, what time of man"

I wish for Windows update to work quickly and not waste half an hour
 
LeftfieldTilt said:
Granted - but you then flee to a deserted island due to acute paranoia

I wish I knew what was going on with my woman
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Granted - but she's having an affair.

I wish i was "The One"
 
LeftfieldTilt said:
Granted - but you then flee to a deserted island due to acute paranoia

I wish I knew what was going on with my woman

edit: beaten to it
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Granted but you find out she used to be a man :(

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

edit: beaten to it also
 
Granted, but you end up working in the circus as a freak, being ridiculed, as a result you find a small spot, curl into the foeteal position and cry yourself to sleep at night..

I wish that the M3 isn't congested in 35 minutes time
 
Mr Nice said:
Granted, but you end up working in the circus as a freak, being ridiculed, as a result you find a small spot, curl into the foeteal position and cry yourself to sleep at night..

I wish that the M3 isn't congested in 35 minutes time
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But the road to your house is gridlocked. Permanently.

I wish I had a beer.
 
beckster said:
Granted, but you have lockjaw so can't open your mouth.

I wish a had a tiger I could ride, he-man style.
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Granted, but the tiger had an STD which lead to many arguments and an eventual split.

I wish i knew SuperTed's sercret wisper.
 
Mr Nice said:
Granted, however, it's so potent that your head explodes....


I wish I was BraveStar
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Granted, but it's brave star our of the kiddys sweets "Milky Stars" and my son eats you.

I wish we could all get along.
 
Indeed you will get more pistachios, sadly they will all be the closed shell kind, and you wont be able to eat them.:(

I wish to have 'sexy time' with Scarlett Johanssen.;)
 
Chrisp7 said:
Indeed you will get more pistachios, sadly they will all be the closed shell kind, and you wont be able to eat them.:(

I wish to have 'sexy time' with Scarlett Johanssen.;)
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Granted, but 'Scarlett Johanssen' is your secret name for The Hoff.

I wish I wasn't in work and could go home for a sleep and not have to play football later on.
 
Samtheman1k said:
Granted. You go to sleep, but you never wake up...

I wish that I had had a proper breakfast this morning.
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Granted... but the bacon was off and you get the pooooos really bad for a week!


I wish i had immortality and super powers!
 
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