Corrupt a wish

But all the seas are totally over-fished, so you're screwed...

I want a Shelby Mustang.

A shelby turns up but the little twits down the road put it on bricks, and set it on fire.

I want Angelina Jolie to engage in a blood drinking sex ritual with me.
 
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A shelby turns up but the little twits down the road put it on bricks, and set it on fire.

I want Angelina Jolie to engage in a blood drinking sex ritual with me.

Granted, but she drinks it all, you are now dead.

I wish I had a machine that would give me each weeks winning lottery numbers.
 
Granted, but the company goes bust the very next day, sorry.

I wish I could invent something that would save the world.
 
Granted, the world is saved, but there are no people.

I wish i was on holiday.

Granted, but the weather is awful, you get lhassa fever and all your belongings are stolen from your house.

I wish I could close this thread.
 
Granted, You're lost within' yourself, manically depressing and alone.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

(Double beaten :()
 
granted, but your forearms grow huge and everyone labels you a chronic masturbaber

i wish i had 2 blonde busty ladyess to molest right now
 
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