Corrupt a wish

West · 19 Dec 2007 at 06:00

But all the seas are totally over-fished, so you're screwed...

I want a Shelby Mustang.

Rava Benitez · 19 Dec 2007 at 07:36

West said:
But all the seas are totally over-fished, so you're screwed...

I want a Shelby Mustang.

A shelby turns up but the little twits down the road put it on bricks, and set it on fire.

I want Angelina Jolie to engage in a blood drinking sex ritual with me.

amx · 19 Dec 2007 at 08:01

Rava Benitez said:
A shelby turns up but the little twits down the road put it on bricks, and set it on fire.

I want Angelina Jolie to engage in a blood drinking sex ritual with me.

Granted, but she drinks it all, you are now dead.

I wish I had a machine that would give me each weeks winning lottery numbers.

UKDTweak · 19 Dec 2007 at 08:07

Granted, each week your machine gives you the previous weeks winning numbers!

I wish i had a better job.

Mat · 19 Dec 2007 at 08:53

Granted, but the company goes bust the very next day, sorry.

I wish I could invent something that would save the world.

amx · 19 Dec 2007 at 09:00

Mat said:
Granted, but the company goes bust the very next day, sorry.

I wish I could invent something that would save the world.

Granted, the world is saved, but there are no people.

I wish i was on holiday.

Mat · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:02

amx said:
Granted, the world is saved, but there are no people.

I wish i was on holiday.

Granted, but the weather is awful, you get lhassa fever and all your belongings are stolen from your house.

I wish I could close this thread.

The Dread Pirate · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:10

Granted but some fool just posts another!

I wish I was a Jedi!

UKDTweak · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:11

Granted, but the whole forum closes and you have no friends..

I wish i had real wishes

Mat · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:13

UKDTweak said:
Granted, but the whole forum closes and you have no friends..

I wish i had real wishes

Lol... Granted but your feeble body is unable to harness their power and you asplode!

I wish I could suspend UKDTweak for a while

The Dread Pirate · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:13

edit: damn late again

Granted but you also get suspended

I wish I was lost

Mat · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:15

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted but the wishes are just as corrupt as these

I wish I was Lost

Granted, but your writers go on strike and you cease to be, sorry

I still wish I could suspend UKDTweak...

Edit: s'ok, I wove that one back in

UKDTweak · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:15

Granted: but everyone else knows were you are...

I wish i put a smiley in my reply to Mat

EDIT: beaten too it

ots3go · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:16

Granted, You're lost within' yourself, manically depressing and alone.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

(Double beaten

)

The Dread Pirate · 19 Dec 2007 at 10:26

ots3go said:
Granted, You're lost within' yourself, manically depressing and alone.

You have no Idea how close to the truth you are

danielmp007 · 31 Dec 2007 at 11:47

ots3go said:
Granted, You're lost within' yourself, manically depressing and alone.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

you die.

I wish everytime i made a wish, you lot wouldnt corupt it.

gillywibble · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:04

Granted, but we break your legs instead.

I wish I wasn't at work on new year's eve.

Andr3w · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:06

Gillywibble said:
Granted, but we break your legs instead.

I wish I wasn't at work on new year's eve.

Granted, but the ONLY day you get off in the next 10 years is new years eve once a year

i wish i was good at powerball

233 · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:14

granted, but your forearms grow huge and everyone labels you a chronic masturbaber

i wish i had 2 blonde busty ladyess to molest right now

tomanders91 · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:15

granted, but they had male gentitals,

I wish i had a pizza.