Corrupt a wish

gillywibble · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:16

tomanders91 said:
granted, but they had male gentitals,

I wish i had a pizza.

Granted, but they have male genitals.

I wish I didn't have a vivid imagination.

Andr3w · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:16

-ignore-

233 · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:17

granted but its been covered in snot by the delivery driver

i wish tomander would get molested by the above male endowed busty blondes

Kell_ee001 · 31 Dec 2007 at 12:44

sormicoft said:
i wish tomander would get molested by the above male endowed busty blondes

Granted, but then twice as many molest you

I wish I could make Daz's party tonight

nikebee · 31 Dec 2007 at 14:03

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted, but then twice as many molest you

I wish I could make Daz's party tonight

Granted, you my attend the party. But you must spend the entire evening selotaped to the ceiling, forced to watch while others have a good time not even noticing your there.

I wish this empty cup had coffee in it.

Bes · 27 May 2010 at 23:52

It does...

But it's Nescafé! Bwahahahaha!

Edit:

I wish I could get some damn work done

Dogoid · 28 May 2010 at 00:09

Bes said:
I wish I could get some damn work done

i did your work for you when you wasn't looking, and then undid the work for when you came back .

eternal life

Edward01 · 28 May 2010 at 00:20

Granted, but your Noel Edmunds

I wish I could sleep

bledd · 28 May 2010 at 00:28

You can, but I'm going to wake you every 5 mins.

I wish I had 2 hot chicks here right now..

PhillyDee · 28 May 2010 at 00:31

bledd. said:
You can, but I'm going to wake you every 5 mins.

I wish I had 2 hot chicks here right now..

You have. But the clucking keeeps you awak at night.

I wish I could stop eating mint imperials!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 28 May 2010 at 00:33

Granted, your mouth seals shut like that Matrix scene "but how will you use a phone....if you cant.....speak"

I wish FMMS was working on my N900

Tute · 28 May 2010 at 00:37

Granted, but all your male friends send you pictures of them naked through it.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Dogoid · 28 May 2010 at 00:38

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rypt · 28 May 2010 at 00:49

Tute said:
Granted, but all your male friends send you pictures of them naked through it.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

OK, but you will die a painful death at the hands on Vincent Kennedy McMahon instead
(off topic, good luck. I'm done with mine already)

I wish I lived sometime in the future :/

Ahleckz · 28 May 2010 at 00:50

Tute said:
Granted, but all your male friends send you pictures of them naked through it.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to sit mine.

I wish Tute won't fail my exam tomorrow.

Stuff · 28 May 2010 at 00:53

rypt said:
I wish I lived sometime in the future :/

You live in the year 2101, but the Earth has been nuked the flip!

I wish my ePeen was bigger.

GhostlyPea · 28 May 2010 at 00:53

Ahleckz said:
Granted, but you have to sit mine.

I wish Tute won't fail my exam tomorrow.

He won't fail; he passes but writes the wrong name on the paper

I wish that if I order something I never miss the delivery

- Pea0n

UncleBob · 28 May 2010 at 00:57

Pea0n said:
He won't fail; he passes but writes the wrong name on the paper

I wish that if I order something I never miss the delivery

- Pea0n

You'll never miss the delivery, you're a housebound quadraplegic with a live-in male nurse called Bubba.

I wish I had a better car.

tibbsey · 28 May 2010 at 01:05

UncleBob said:
You'll never miss the delivery, you're a housebound quadraplegic with a live-in male nurse called Bubba.

I wish I had a better car.

Granted, but you're a housebound quadriplegic with a live-in male nurse called Bubba.

I wish I could live a happy, peaceful and contented life.

bledd · 28 May 2010 at 01:15

Granted, you are a live-in male nurse, called Bubba

I wish it to be sunny tomorrow