Corrupt a wish

Davinnicus · 28 May 2010 at 19:52

Granted, Mark Curry turns up at your door.

I wish I could go back in time.

Sudden · 28 May 2010 at 20:35

Davinnicus said:
Granted, Mark Curry turns up at your door.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted. You go back in time just enough to see a dinasour foot coming towards your head ^_^

I wish I could ace my exams without studying or cheating.

SideWinder · 28 May 2010 at 20:44

Sudden said:
Granted. You go back in time just enough to see a dinasour foot coming towards your head ^_^

I wish I could ace my exams without studying or cheating.

You ace your exams but you do SO well, you're taken to Area 51 and studied. :eek:

Aero · 28 May 2010 at 20:45

Granted but your exam papers are destroyed in a fire before being marked.

I wish I could control time

EDIT: Damn too slow

daelo · 28 May 2010 at 20:47

Aero said:
Granted but your exam papers are destroyed in a fire before being marked.

I wish I could control time

EDIT: Damn too slow

Granted, but you mess it up and end up freezing time with you destined to walk around in a frozen world until the end of your days!

I wish i could land a top paid london exec job

Roblam · 28 May 2010 at 21:43

daelo said:
Granted, but you mess it up and end up freezing time with you destined to walk around in a frozen world until the end of your days!

I wish i could land a top paid london exec job

Granted, you work 22 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I wish I could read minds.

iamdjdz · 28 May 2010 at 21:46

Roblam said:
Granted, you work 22 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but every mind you read hates you for no reason and you develop paranoia that everyone is against you.

I wish I was back home in my bed.

sigma · 28 May 2010 at 21:47

iamdjdz said:
Granted but every mind you read hates you for no reason and you develop paranoia that everyone is against you.

I wish I was back home in my bed.

Granted but your bed is HUGE and the whole contents of your house is literally in your bed with you.

I wish I was in space!

Manics · 28 May 2010 at 22:31

Granted, but you have no money and drinks are pricey in Ibiza.

I wish had an Audi R8

Mr.Nick · 28 May 2010 at 22:34

Manics said:
Granted, but you have no money and drinks are pricey in Ibiza.

I wish had an Audi R8

Granted, you now have a nice shiny R8 in your garage/driveway, but no keys.

I wish for a refreshing glass of ice cold water with ice cubes.

D.Roberts · 28 May 2010 at 22:36

your ice cubes melt very fast releasing a poison

I wish for nothing

sigma · 28 May 2010 at 22:50

Granted! You get nothing, no food or no water ever again.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

orderoftheflame · 28 May 2010 at 22:50

Granted. The carpet doesn't have enough power to lift you.

I wish I could find a pair of socks.

geekyEd · 28 May 2010 at 22:51

Granted, imagine the loading program from the matrix, white as far as the eye can see.

I wish I was neo.

dammit to slow again.

sigma · 28 May 2010 at 22:52

Granted. You find the only pair of socks left in the world but they are a bit *sticky* and you're forced to wear them!

I wish I could fly!

D.Roberts · 28 May 2010 at 22:52

granted there under your bed but there sticky

Still nothing

edit
damn beaten to it

markweatherill · 28 May 2010 at 23:21

sigma said:
I wish I could fly!

OK granted. You are a fly and have to eat poop and stuff.

Now... I wish I could control people by telepathy.

sigma · 28 May 2010 at 23:25

markweatherill said:
OK granted. You are a fly and have to eat poop and stuff.

Now... I wish I could control people by telepathy.

Granted you could, but they could only do whatever you are doing at the same time!

I wish for a HUGE bowl of melted chocolate, and I mean HUGE, the size of a football stadium.

Bes · 28 May 2010 at 23:34

Granted, but you are at the bottom of it, and it's 50 ft high... and it's 60 degrees..... and it is solidifying fast!

I wish I was a little bit taller....

markweatherill · 28 May 2010 at 23:36

sigma said:
I wish for a HUGE bowl of melted chocolate, and I mean HUGE, the size of a football stadium.

OK granted, any kind of chocolate you want, a huge bowl of it.
All the cocoa bean forests in the world were destroyed in the production of your bowl of chocolate and there will never be any more, ever. And everyone knows it was you.