Corrupt a wish

[Lysander]

I wish the whole world was edible like charlie and the chocolate factory.

Granted, but you are now a diabetic.

I wish I were a woman. Specifically Zsanett Égerházi.

 

[998cc]

Granted, but you are now a diabetic.

I wish I were a woman. Specifically Zsanett Égerházi.

Granted, though you have a never ending period.

I wish i could fart 1000 times louder.

 

[Redgie]

Granted, though you have a never ending period.

I wish i could fart 1000 times louder.

You follow through upon every fart

I wish my puny Fiesta had an ST facelift!

 

[Kristoph]

You follow through upon every fart

I wish my puny Fiesta had an ST facelift!

Granted, and then you realise you just used your wish for an ST facelift on a 12 year old fiesta.


I wish I had the money to travel through every country I wanted to for a year.

 

[mac1st3]

Granted, and then you realise you just used your wish for an ST facelift on a 12 year old fiesta.


I wish I had the money to travel through every country I wanted to for a year.

You gain the money, spend it all on flights etc, and on the first day in the first country you get arrested as a terrorist/suspected as a spy and thrown in a dark cell for the rest of your life with no one knowing where you are

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[Tefal]

You can but they all hate you and call you names.



I wish i had some good tasting, unspoiled and unmolested pie.

 

[mac1st3]

You can but they all hate you and call you names.



I wish i had some good tasting, unspoiled and unmolested pie.

You get some good pie, it's never been molested...but you have, your shame drives you to suicide

I wish my tooth wasn't worrying me

 

[indyskyz]

You get some good pie, it's never been molested...but you have, your shame drives you to suicide

I wish my tooth wasn't worrying me

Granted nothing worries you, not even that lump on your testicles

I wish it stopped raining so i could build my BBQ

 

[Sudden]

Granted nothing worries you, not even that lump on your testicles

I wish it stopped raining so i could build my BBQ

Granted, but then it catches fire and burns you alive.

I wish all the knowledge I needed for my exams just magically went into my head and stayed there.

 

[A[L]C]

granted but you forget everything else, including how to walk and talk

I wish I wasnt so good looking

 

[sigma]

Granted, nobody thinks you are good looking anyway!

I wish I could have a really long metal pole to prod people with.

 

[Frenzy]

Granted, nobody thinks you are good looking anyway!

I wish I could have a really long metal pole to prod people with.

Granted but it is now grafted between your legs and is classified as a weapon meaning you can never enter terrorist secure places. E.g airports.

I wish every woman wanted to jump on me and sexually satisfy themselves erm, lets exclude people 10 years + older

 

[Aedus]

Granted but it is now grafted between your legs and is classified as a weapon meaning you can never enter terrorist secure places. E.g airports.

I wish every woman wanted to jump on me and sexually satisfy themselves erm, lets exclude people 10 years + older

Granted, as you asked for you get no girls 10 years or older, but due to this you get arrested on charges of being a pedobear and spend the rest of your days in prison getting bummed by Bubba.

I wish that I had a rock solid body with which I can pull any women that I so wish.

 

[mac1st3]

Granted but it is now grafted between your legs and is classified as a weapon meaning you can never enter terrorist secure places. E.g airports.

I wish every woman wanted to jump on me and sexually satisfy themselves erm, lets exclude people 10 years + older

They all want to satisfy themselves, but are unable to, after the first 8 try one after the other, you are in vast amounts of pain and have no energy left, the ninth (a rather extraordinarily large girl) jumps on top of you, you find yourself suffocating, and too exhausted to fight for your life, you die under a 25stone woman

I wish there were more hours in the day to get things done

 

[mac1st3]

Granted, as you asked for you get no girls 10 years or older, but due to this you get arrested on charges of being a pedobear and spend the rest of your days in prison getting bummed by Bubba.

I wish that I had a rock solid body with which I can pull any women that I so wish.

Your body is made literally of rock, you cannot move with ease and tend to grind when you do move, and anytime you "pull" a woman, with the force and strength of Ben "The Thing" Grimm, you tear them twain, leaving you covered in mushy guts.

I wish my phone contract could be renewed earlier

 

[crazyDAJT]

I wish my phone contract could be renewed earlier

it is renewed tomorrow, on a 72 mouth contract at £150 p/m and the only phone your allowed is a DynaTAC 8000X.

I wish I was an F1 driver

 

[thepeganator]

it is renewed tomorrow, on a 72 mouth contract at £150 p/m and the only phone your allowed is a DynaTAC 8000X.

I wish I was an F1 driver

You are, but you drive for a team who has decided to base their car on the chassis and engine of a Vauxhall Nova.

I wish I could sing well!

 

[Davies_M]

You are, but you drive for a team who has decided to base their car on the chassis and engine of a Vauxhall Nova.

I wish I could sing well!

You do but you're unable to speak normally.

I wish I get the highest marks in every test I take from now on without having to do any work.

 

[Tefal]

You do.

Sadly the first test you took was a mental health test and have no been committed as the most insane man in history.

I wish games where simple again.

 

[thepeganator]

You do.

Sadly the first test you took was a mental health test and have no been committed as the most insane man in history.

I wish games where simple again.

Every game in the future is now a very slight variation of pong, the only change is different colours for the ball.

I wish my N97 wasn't so stupidly slow!