Corrupt a wish

Shadows1990 · 2 Jun 2010 at 12:13

V4nger said:
you do but its made out of cardboard.

i wish i could be a successful music producer

Granted, but the only listeners are 12 year old females.

I wish I had more coffee.

lucky13 · 2 Jun 2010 at 12:16

You have coffee beans but no grinder mug or hot water

I wish i had a space ship

Natima · 2 Jun 2010 at 12:25

You have a space ship but only Anne Widdecombe can operate it... and she wants a favor first.

I wish I was in Frank Zappa's band throughout the 60's 70's and 80's.

GreatAuk · 2 Jun 2010 at 23:54

Muahaha multi wish!

mmmalas said:
you have a space ship, but it got destroyed by a cosmo, now you are dead.

i wish I get better job

You get the job of your dreams, but the company goes bankrupt.

Natima said:
You have a space ship but only Anne Widdecombe can operate it... and she wants a favor first.

I wish I was in Frank Zappa's band throughout the 60's 70's and 80's.

You were, but you only get to play one note on the triangle and hour after everyone else has gone home, and you have to bring him tea and biscuits and he always bullies you.
Sorry man

I wish I invent the first hyperspace drive.

carrot1401 · 2 Jun 2010 at 23:57

You did, but you zoomed off into somewhere before you could make any money or fame out of it

I wish I could get a computer games company placement

Lightnix · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:04

You do, coffee boy!

I wish for more free time.

Fenris · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:12

mmmalas said:
you are stuck in island by yourself for the rest of your life.
you have all the time.

I wish I can stop wishing

You are hit by a car and put into a vegetative state.

I wish I could spend all my time reading and drinking coffee.

LOAM · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:24

Fenris said:
I wish I could spend all my time reading and drinking coffee.

granted, but your now 99 years old and in a home

I wish the 5 tonne of soil I have to move tommorow would be gone when I wake up.

Neolink · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:25

Fenris said:
You are hit by a car and put into a vegetative state.

I wish I could spend all my time reading and drinking coffee.

You are now on a desert island with 1 million cans of cold coffee, your reading material is the ingredients on each can.

I wish flies would stop attacking my basil plant!

edit: too late

GreatAuk · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:37

LOAM said:
I wish the 5 tonne of soil I have to move tommorow would be gone when I wake up.

The soil contained hidden bars of platinum which would have made you rich beyond belief. But now you just get a nice box of nothing but a thankyou note from whoever took it.

Neolink said:
I wish flies would stop attacking my basil plant!

edit: too late

They do... Because it's dead.

I wish I could stop time temporarily like in 'Bernard's watch'.

RIZZEE · 3 Jun 2010 at 00:43

GreatAuk said:
I wish I could stop time temporarily like in 'Bernard's watch'.

doing so meant a puppy died every time you used it.. :eek:

Wish I could move to New Zealand

Cybermyk · 3 Jun 2010 at 01:45

RIZZEE said:
doing so meant a puppy died every time you used it..

Wish I could move to New Zealand

Granted but you find you cannot marry the ewe you met online and it was all set up by a big hoax TV show on their main network channel.
You then tragically die of embarrassment as the youtube video goes viral.

I wish I could have a wish granted without destroying a dream.

Frenzy · 3 Jun 2010 at 10:24

Cybermyk said:
I wish I could have a wish granted without destroying a dream.

Granted, you wish for a bigger package. The package is so big you become bedridden.
However you sleep soundly, you dream of ponies riding kangaroos. Your dream is not destroyed. You sleep soundly untill naturally waking.

I wish the earth was flat.

lookitsjonno · 3 Jun 2010 at 10:27

Frenzy said:
I wish the earth was flat.

but if the world was flat so would womens chests

i wish i was on a beach in the bahamas with a cocktail rather than this sweltering office

Banzai_Joe · 3 Jun 2010 at 10:31

You are on the beach...but then pirates come and take you prisoner....and they are gay as well!

I wish my mrs would put out more.

gjrc · 3 Jun 2010 at 10:34

mmmalas said:
earth become flat, but you are standing on the wrong side, so you fall off into space were you die because of lack of air, and extreme cold.

I wish my wishes cant go wrong

granted but you can no longer wish for anything.

i wish upon a star.

Frenzy · 3 Jun 2010 at 11:39

gjrc said:
granted but you can no longer wish for anything.

i wish upon a star.

You wish upon a star, the star goes super nova. A wormhole opens for fraction of a fraction of a second. A piece of star comes through the wormhole, the wormhole opens above your head whilst out for a stroll 10 years later. You die from concussion.

I wish life on earth was silicon based.

Dracata · 3 Jun 2010 at 11:57

A wizard transforms you into a silicon based lifeform, you start to walk before realising silicon doesn't have the tendency of forming double and triple bonds between atoms, and subsequently fall apart.

I wish I had a pet.

Anominity · 3 Jun 2010 at 11:59

You receive that horny donkey from the old meme.

I wish I was content

sanaxe1 · 3 Jun 2010 at 12:24

Anominity said:
You receive that horny donkey from the old meme.

I wish I was content

Granted you are now the content of a book.

I wish i could sleep with any women i liked.