Corrupt a wish

You are the most intelligent being on the planet, but you have to explain everything 100 times using simple language and hand gestures.

I wish I worked in the playboy mansion.
 
mooni said:
You are the most intelligent being on the planet, but you have to explain everything 100 times using simple language and hand gestures.

I wish I worked in the playboy mansion.
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Granted, but it's mopping up jizz

I wish I hadn't taken that photo with my wife in Panama ¬_¬.
 
Granted, but only for a foot or two... and only an inch or so high.

I wish you the idea of Christmas Presents didn't exist.
 
Granted, however due to land shortages, you now live in Uganda.

I wish the Tax Man didn't take so much of my wage.
 
granted but the country is subject to martial law because the government can't pay for anything and it causes riots.

EDIT: Granted but every wish you make you have to pay tax on
i wish my car insurance wasn't so high
 
willatwell182 said:
granted but the country is subject to martial law because the government can't pay for anything and it causes riots.

EDIT: Granted but every wish you make you have to pay tax on
i wish my car insurance wasn't so high
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Granted, but you now drive a Ka.

I wish hangovers actually made you feel better.
 
Granted, you become addicted to hangovers and spend all of your money getting drunk every single night just for the hangover rush. You lose your job because you're still half drunk most days, causing you to lose your house and become a homeless penniless hangover addict who cant afford another hit.

(And for the guy who snuck in, just adapt that without the hangovers part :D)

Granted, you become addicted to alcohols and spend all of your money getting drunk every single night just for fun. You lose your job because you're still half drunk most days, causing you to lose your house and become a homeless penniless alcoholic who cant afford another hit.

I wish I could hack ATM's to give me free moneys!
 
Helium_Junkie said:
Granted, you become addicted to hangovers and spend all of your money getting drunk every single night just for the hangover rush. You lose your job because you're still half drunk most days, causing you to lose your house and become a homeless penniless hangover addict who cant afford another hit.

I wish I could hack ATM's to give me free moneys!
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Granted, however you are caught, tried and convicted. Forced to share a cell with a big guy named "Bubba", your rectum is now enlarged.

I wish the next poster in this thread would be CBS.
 
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