Corrupt a wish

siclilmonkey · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:22

Granted, but fan stops and it burns

I wish i was not in work.

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:23

siclilmonkey said:
Granted, but fan stops and it burns

I wish i was not in work.

Granted, but you're off because you're ill... with Malaria.

I wish there was a good SLi chipset.

Ceryndrion · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:42

granted, but it only works on macs

I wish it could be christmas everyday?

misterPK · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:45

Ceryndrion said:
granted, but it only works on macs

I wish it could be christmas everyday?

Granted, but you have to listen to the song of the same name constantly.

I wish I knew what to get my gf for christmas.

PK!

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:53

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish they'd cancel Christmas.

SilverTongue · 17 Dec 2007 at 12:57

granted, but we will celebrate a different more expensive festival.

i wish i wasn't ill

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:00

Granted, You can now never get ill. The Government catch you and use you for experimentation, they developed a cure for all illnesses resulting in mass world over population. Armageddon ensues.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Biffa · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:11

Granted you are now 1mm taller

I wish I didn't have flu

Kell_ee001 · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:20

You don't have the flu because you died.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:21

edit : Damn I was late

Granted but the cheese is bad and the hams 1,000,000,000 years old!

I wish I was a child!

Shoseki · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:23

Kell_ee001 said:
You don't have the flu because you died.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich

You do, but you also have AIDS.

EDIT : Damn this is too fast! You are a child for the rest of your life, and thus can never get a job or get laid.

I wish that I could imagine things into existence.

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:27

Granted, but your imagination becomes limited to small rodents.

I wish this day would end

Kell_ee001 · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:28

ots3go said:
I wish this day would end

Granted but it's groundhog day so you do it all again tomorrow.

I wish I felt more christmassy

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:29

Granted but you are now santa claus

I wish Everyone else was dead!

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:36

Kell_ee001 said:
Granted but it's groundhog day so you do it all again tomorrow.

I wish I felt more christmassy

Granted, but then they cancelled Christmas.

I wish Squiff could keep up with the thread. (Nice Ninja edit there

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Capn' $qu!ff said:
Granted but you are now santa claus

I wish Everyone else was dead!

Granted... oh dear... you're all alone in the world.

I wish Squiff could keep up with the thread. (Nice Ninja edit there

)

The Dread Pirate · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:42

Not granted The Impossiable is just that!

Oh, I wish I was, o-oo-o-oh, a wild west hero

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:46

Granted, however the with the "Wild West" era ending long ago, you're dead and forgotten.

I wish someone else would wish for me now. I've ran out.

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:47

Granted, you have John Wayne's body with Mae West's breasts.

I wish I could travel through space.

ots3go · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:49

Granted, however it's space... no oxygen and all that, welcome to deadsville.

I wish I could sleep standing up.

furnace · 17 Dec 2007 at 13:50

ots3go said:
Granted, however it's space... no oxygen and all that, welcome to deadsville.

I wish I could sleep standing up.

Granted. Someone pushes you over and you wake up with brain damage.

I wish I could turn invisible