Corrupt a wish

Granted, however you mess up your first go and end up in front of amir kahn as he's throwing a punch

I wish speed cameras never worked

Phew, could have ended up behind the first of a good fighter.

Granted, everyone is happy. (I can't corrupt that one, it would be too good.)

I wish Sleeping Policemen actually were sleeping Policemen.
 
Phew, could have ended up behind the first of a good fighter.

Granted, everyone is happy. (I can't corrupt that one, it would be too good.)

I wish Sleeping Policemen actually were sleeping Policemen.

Granted, however running them over does not kill them, it just makes them wake up angrily.

I wish I had my own jet.

PK!
 
Granted,
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however I don't think it's quite what you wanted.

I wish I had another lunch to eat.
 
Granted, however running them over does not kill them, it just makes them wake up angrily.

I wish I had my own jet.

PK!

Granted, but she only gets to see you for 5 minutes a week whilst you are forced to watch Shadow and Wolf from Gladiators have their way with her ;)

I wish it was time to go home from work...
 
it pays better, but you have to sleep with your boss, who has suddenyl gained 10 stone!

i wish that I was more creative.

That would make her look better believe me :p

Granted but your creations are hated by the world

Granted, but she only gets to see you for 5 minutes a week whilst you are forced to watch Shadow and Wolf from Gladiators have their way with her ;)

I wish it was time to go home from work...

lol

granted but you fall asleep b4 you leave and get locked in

EDIT: beaten to it :(
EDIT2: (forgot wish) i wish i had my own place

It's time to go home from work. You've been fired.

I wish I were a games programmer

granted but game sales make a huge slump
 
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That would make her look better believe me :p

Granted but your creations are hated by the world



lol

granted but you fall asleep b4 you leave and get locked in

EDIT: beaten to it :(
EDIT2: (forgot wish) i wish i had my own place

Granted, your own place in Iraq.

I wish people would keep up with the thread :p.
 
Granted, your own place in Iraq.

I wish people would keep up with the thread :p.

Granted, but they post so fast you now look foolish and slow. :p

(NINJA EDIT: oh the irony!)

I wish I was in a hammock on a desert island with a nice cool cocktail in a coconut shell.

PK!
 
granted but you fall behind

ui wish my internet was quicker



Granted, you now have your own personal internet, and it is indeed quicker... however only contains contents created by you.


Granted, but they post so fast you now look foolish and slow. :p

(NINJA EDIT: oh the irony!)

I wish I was in a hammock on a desert island with a nice cool cocktail in a coconut shell.

PK!

Granted, that's your last drink though... no more water for you. ;).

I wish it was Friday.
 
Granted, you now have your own personal internet, and it is indeed quicker... however only contains contents created by you.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted, however you had 3 library books due in on wednesday, giving you a fine of almost £3.50.

I wish I could type quicker.

PK!
 
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