Corrupt a wish

Angilion · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:12

furnace said:
You get a Jag MkII and petrol prices rise above £5/ltr.

I wish I owned a multi-million pound company.

You owned a multi-million pound company...but you don't own it any more. It went bust.

I wish I could cast magic spells.

gillywibble · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:14

Angilion said:
You owned a multi-million pound company...but you don't own it any more. It went bust.

I wish I could cast magic spells.

You look like Harry Potter.

I am glad I don't, LOL. I wish I could play football.

mrbios · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:25

Gillywibble said:
You look like Harry Potter.

I am glad I don't, LOL. I wish I could play football.

you play for watford, unlucky.

i wish my neighbours would shut up.

UncleBob · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:34

mrbios said:
you play for watford, unlucky.

i wish my neighbours would shut up.

Your neighbours shut up, but invest in a drum kit.

I wish I was an astronaut.

gillywibble · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:34

mrbios said:
you play for watford, unlucky.

i wish my neighbours would shut up.

They only went quite because the police came for YOU.

I wish everyone on OCUK was a Chav.

RoboCod · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:37

Gillywibble said:
They only went quite because the police came for YOU.

I wish everyone on OCUK was a Chav.

But unfortunately you find out your wish was already true.

I wish I didn't drink all that beer

yantorsen · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:40

Captain Planet said:
But unfortunately you find out your wish was already true.

I wish I didn't drink all that beer

you didnt drink any beer so you got depressed due to your dependancy on alcohol.

I wish I was a World leader.

Aero · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:41

yantorsen said:
you didnt drink any beer so you got depressed due to your dependancy on alcohol.

I wish I was a World leader.

you are a world leader, unfortunately you're about to get assasinated!

I wish I was a formula 1 driver!

yantorsen · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:44

Aero said:
you are a world leader, unfortunately you're about to get assasinated!

I wish I was a formula 1 driver!

you become one, but you lose the championship to a Fin.

I wish i was paintballing now.

"andy" · 16 Dec 2007 at 23:45

you freeze to death while paintballing

i wish chris kamara got his own show

Nitefly · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:17

"andy" said:
i wish chris kamara got his own show

It got cancelled after only 1 episode.

I wish I could play the violin well!

markyb · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:21

Nitefly said:
It got cancelled after only 1 episode.

I wish I could play the violin well!

You can, however you have been found with your violin in some strange places, the police have now taken away your violin...

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow...

yantorsen · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:21

Nitefly said:
It got cancelled after only 1 episode.

I wish I could play the violin well!

you learn to play it really well, then you go death.

i wish i could invent an indestructable force field.

yantorsen · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:22

markyb said:
You can, however you have been found with your violin in some strange places, the police have now taken away your violin...

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow...

you get sacked in 5 minutes.

i wish i could have no coursework.

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:23

yantorsen said:
you learn to play it really well, then you go death.

i wish i could invent an indestructable force field.

You have but it takes 9 volt batteries.

I wish I could run a mile in under four minutes.

Aod · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:32

Gillywibble said:
I wish I could run a mile in under four minutes.

you can, but you can't stop running. you will continue running for the rest of your life. all of your activities must be done on the run.

i wish i had £10,000

Samione · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:33

yantorsen said:
you get sacked in 5 minutes.

i wish i could have no coursework.

You don't have any coursework now, because you failed your course.

I wish I was Michael Barrymore.

ChroniC · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:33

You are and are found guilty, but they also find out you killed oj's wife and framed micheal jackson for your child molesting antics.

I wish i had a lifetimes supply of caramel rice crispy square that i can eat, and they always taste this good.

Ghosteh · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:33

ChroniC said:
You can but you gain the ability with robotic legs you had surgically add after losing yours in a nasty accident with a fat lass.

I wish i had a lifetimes supply of caramel rice crispy square, and they always taste this good.

You become obease and you become wheelchair bound, eventually dying a painful death.

I wish I could flare
(if anyone's wondering what it is, its the fancy bottle stuff bar staff do in cocktail bars

)

Lowra · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:37

Ghosteh said:
I wish I could flare
(if anyone's wondering what it is, its the fancy bottle stuff bar staff do in cocktail bars )

You can flare but you chuck a bottle at the girl of your dreams and she dies.

I wish i was a man for the day