Corrupt a wish

Ghosteh · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:01

furnace said:
I wish I could pause time

You pause time, but you're paused as well, the universe ends.

I wish I could have a motorbike RIGHT this minute.

GreenMint · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:07

Ghosteh said:
You pause time, but you're paused as well, the universe ends.

I wish I could have a motorbike RIGHT this minute.

You can indeed, but once the second hand hits 12, you have no more bike! Enjoy!

I wish it wasn't so cold here

Vasquez · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:15

TimBrad said:
You can indeed, but once the second hand hits 12, you have no more bike! Enjoy!

I wish it wasn't so cold here

Granted, its now so hot your skin falls off

i wish i was on holiday

GreenMint · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:23

Vasquez said:
Granted, its now so hot your skin falls off

i wish i was on holiday

Granted, you are on a permanent holiday, in Iraq.

I wish i could have my skin back

Antar Bolaeisk · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:24

Granted, you get an all expenses paid trip to the south pole, unfortunately all you packed was a pair of shorts and a Hawaiian (sp) shirt.

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You get your skin back, it's in a box all shriveled and burnt

I wish I could play Crysis at 60fps minimum with all settings on max.

AngeluiMorte · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:29

Antar Boaleisk said:
Granted, you get an all expenses paid trip to the south pole, unfortunately all you packed was a pair of shorts and a Hawaiian (sp) shirt.

[edit]

You get your skin back, it's in a box all shriveled and burnt

I wish I could play Crysis at 60fps minimum with all settings on max.

Granted, your computer catchs fire and burns all the toast.

I wish I was more random.

Pants · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:30

Granted, but your in 640 x 480.

I wish I had an endless supply of larger.

Crossy · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:33

Pants said:
Granted, but your in 640 x 480.

I wish I had an endless supply of larger.

Granted but you have now become morbidly obese and cannot leave your own home.

I wish i had bernards watch

Confused · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:38

Granted, but Bernard hires a contract killer to finish you.

I wish I had enough money to pay off my credit card bill now.

GreenMint · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:41

ConfusedTA said:
Granted, but Bernard hires a contract killer to finish you.

I wish I had enough money to pay off my credit card bill now.

Granted, you have enough, but its a bank loan that finances you paying your card off.

I wish my mortgage broker wasn't a braindead idiot.

Droolinggimp · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:45

granted,. Instead he is a well educated accountant thats fleeces you for more money than you earn,.

I wish I could live in Hereford to be with this 42 year old bird I wanna be with..

G|mp · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:48

Granted

You move to Hereford to find out the 42 year old bird was previously Bryan the bull farmer

Manchester United to win the Treble (League, Champions League, FA Cup) please

Begbie · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:53

G|mp said:
Granted

You move to Hereford to find out the 42 year old bird was previously Bryan the bull farmer

Manchester United to win the Treble (League, Champions League, FA Cup) please

They win the League, on the flight home it crashes they all die and in honour of the players there will never be another Manchester United team.

I wish I didn't get hangovers.

The Badger · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:55

You wont get hang overs, but your not allowed to drink ever again!

I wish i was rich!

G|mp · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:56

Begbie said:
They win the League, on the flight home it crashes they all die and in honour of the players there will never be another Manchester United team.

Harsh

GreenMint · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:57

Pauliee said:
You wont get hang overs, but your not allowed to drink ever again!

I wish i was rich!

Granted, Rich is now your new first name!

I wish my mortgage broker hadn't been turned into a smart accountant, and that i had bought all the christmas presents i need to!

Swordfish · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:58

IGNORE - too slow

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 20:59

^^^^ ruined mine /sigh

Antar Bolaeisk · 17 Dec 2007 at 21:01

Originally posted by TimBrad
Granted, Rich is now your new first name!

I wish my mortgage broker hadn't been turned into a smart accountant, and that i had bought all the christmas presents i need to!

Done

You got all the Christmas presents but mistakenly thought that novelty socks were all the rage these days.

I wish Coldplay's new Album was out now and it was fantastic on condition I get to see them in concert, they continue to play well into their eighties as a group maintaining the same standard of music and all my ocular and audio facilities remain intact.

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 21:04

Granted you die. with your ocular and audio facilities being preserved.

I wish I had a marine fish tank