Corrupt a wish

The Dread Pirate · 28 May 2010 at 11:54

Foxxy said:
You will be paid for doing nothing but all your money goes to charity and you live in a cardboard box

I wish I didnt have a snotty nose

Done your Nose has stopped running but now your feet smell!

I wish I wasn't at work! :mad:

Witor · 28 May 2010 at 11:59

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Done your Nose has stopped running but now your feet smell!

I wish I wasn't at work!

Granted. You're slumped on the floor on a dark alleyway, unemployed, destitute.

I wish I could breathe through my nose properly.

orderoftheflame · 28 May 2010 at 12:04

Your mouth is now sealed shut.

I wish I had more free time.

Luke · 28 May 2010 at 12:06

You get fired today.

I wish I had more money.

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 12:27

emailiscrap said:
You get fired today.

I wish I had more money.

Granted - you get given 1p.

I wish petrol was free.

bledd · 28 May 2010 at 12:30

It is, but you now own a diesel

I wish this thread was locked

orderoftheflame · 28 May 2010 at 12:38

bledd. said:
It is, but you now own a diesel

I wish this thread was locked

Thousands of "zomg where did the thread go mods!!!" threads appear. The forums close down indefinitely.

I wish the internet was faster.

SideWinder · 28 May 2010 at 12:40

orderoftheflame said:
Thousands of "zomg where did the thread go mods!!!" threads appear. The forums close down indefinitely.

I wish the internet was faster.

The internet is faster but you're never allowed to watch naughty stuff on the internet ever again.

I wish i could teleport.

Frenzy · 28 May 2010 at 12:56

SideWinder said:
The internet is faster but you're never allowed to watch naughty stuff on the internet ever again.

I wish i could teleport.

Done but the first time you teleport you will either:

Teleport into a rock
Teleport into space
Teleport into the sun
Teleport near a blackhole

In other words you will die on your first attempt.

I wish magic was real, and i could use it without any ill effects

The Dread Pirate · 28 May 2010 at 13:30

Frenzy said:
Done but the first time you teleport you will either:

Teleport into a rock
Teleport into space
Teleport into the sun
Teleport near a blackhole

In other words you will die on your first attempt.

I wish magic was real, and i could use it without any ill effects

Granted but you've now lost all your limbs and so are unable to cast said magic!

I wish I could make a wish without anyone corrupting it!

jimmymctavish · 28 May 2010 at 13:36

Ok, not corrupting your wish... but now you've used/wasted it and can't make another

I wish I was a little bit taller

Relentless81 · 28 May 2010 at 13:36

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I wish I could make a wish without anyone corrupting it!

Granted, but when you make the first wish a "being" from another universe will detect the presence of your power and come to earth and destroy you

I wish I had a big house full of hoes and stuffs

The Dread Pirate · 28 May 2010 at 13:39

jimmymctavish said:
Ok, not corrupting your wish... but now you've used/wasted it and can't make another

I wish I was a little bit taller

Dang it!

skippy2421 · 28 May 2010 at 13:40

Relentless81 said:
Granted, but when you make the first wish a "being" from another universe will detect the presence of your power and come to earth and destroy you

I wish I had a big house full of hoes and stuffs

Granted you know have a house full of hoes (gardening ones) and rakes.

I wish saturday would get here.

Mat · 28 May 2010 at 13:42

Relentless81 said:
Granted, but when you make the first wish a "being" from another universe will detect the presence of your power and come to earth and destroy you

I wish I had a big house full of hoes and stuffs

Granted but gardening isn't your forte so they just take up space and do nothing

I wish we could all just get along.

Relentless81 · 28 May 2010 at 13:42

skippy2421 said:
Granted you know have a house full of hoes (gardening ones) and rakes.

I wish saturday would get here.

Sweet thats exactly what I wanted, ebay here I come woo hoo

Jumblejug · 28 May 2010 at 13:42

edit - doh! beaten to it

jimmymctavish · 28 May 2010 at 13:47

Mat said:
I wish we could all just get along.

We all get along a little too well and gross ourselves out and the emotional scars aren't helped by any amount of additional getting along.

I wish I didn't keep sitting on my leg and giving myself pins and needles

Gaygle · 28 May 2010 at 13:47

Mat said:
Granted but gardening isn't your forte so they just take up space and do nothing

I wish we could all just get along.

Granted. But since this is a male dominated forum, everyone gets along a little too well...and you get raped by dvdbunny.

EDIT:

jimmymctavish said:
I wish I didn't keep sitting on my leg and giving myself pins and needles

You have no legs.

I wish i could die.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 28 May 2010 at 13:49

You die, very very slowly and very very painfully.

I wish I didn't fart so often.