Corrupt a wish
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You have ice cream but it's been made from your sisters breast milk..
I wish I could see through womens clothing
The force is with you but you can't control it and have constant diarrhoea for the rest of your life.
I wish i was an eagle for a day.
Granted, you are now the stuffed eagle called Sam from 1984.
I wish this thread would die
Granted, you are now the stuffed eagle called Sam from 1984.
I wish this thread would die
The thread will die but you will too and you will end up in hell surrounded by stinking rotten litter for the rest of eternity.
I wish my shredder was working.
It starts working unexpectedly, shreds your tie, sucks you in, and you die in a particularly gruesome manner, to be subseqently reported by newspapers such as the Sun and the Daily Fail.
I wish i didn't have to lug a heavy PA and amps in an hour's time.
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Your shredder begins to work, but mangles your entire left arm.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
Granted but you also have 48 stars tattoo'ed on your face
I wish I was a proffesional rugby player
Granted but your heavy PA system has grown legs and revolted against you and the entire human race causing global destruction.
I wish for a new better paying job
Granted, you now work as a male prostitute at a gay bar
I wish I "knew" a female pornstar
Granted, you now work as a male prostitute at a gay bar
I wish I "knew" a female pornstar
Granted, but it turned out to be your mother.
I wish my car insurance could be cheaper
Granted, you now work as a male prostitute at a gay bar
I wish I "knew" a female pornstar
God sees your ninja edit and you *still* become "best mates" with Randy West.
(Ironic - ninja edit) I wish I had a wish.
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Granted, Go compare finds a special deal only for you for £1.00 a year but you suddenly and unexplicably lose all your sight in both eyes and cannot drive anymore..
I wish I had a Porsche Cayman
You have but you drive out of the showroom, a wasp flies into the window and stings you in both eyes rendering you blind for the rest of your life. You also drive into an old lady, kill her and have to pay compensation for the next 204 years as you have no insurance.
I wish someone would go and buy me a bottle of diet coke.
Cherie Blair knocks on your door with said product, who then rapes you with it.
I wish i had strawberries on my nipples.
