Corrupt a wish

geekyEd · 28 May 2010 at 17:02

they do but at £100 a pop ^^

I wish I lived by the sea

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 17:08

BluZiff said:
they do but at £100 a pop ^^

I wish I lived by the sea

Granted. You now live in skegness.

I wish i was rich.

Hamster · 28 May 2010 at 17:32

sanaxe1 said:
Granted. You now live in skegness.

I wish i was rich.

Granted. Your first name has been changed by deed poll to Richard Head. Everyone calls you Dick.

I wish my internet radio didn't keep switching itself on for no reason.

Helium_Junkie · 28 May 2010 at 17:32

sanaxe1 said:
I wish i was rich.

Granted, you are rich to the tune of £30,000,000,000 left to you by General Zambozie. You must first send me a £30,000 handling fee so that I can release the funds from where they are being held in escrow.

JoeMama said:
I wish my internet radio didn't keep switching itself on for no reason.

Granted, you can no longer turn off the radio. It's permanently tuned to your least favourite station.

I wish I was dating Jessica Alba

Solaris · 28 May 2010 at 17:44

Granted, your dating Jessica Alba after she's undergone a full sex change (including an op to attatch and remove certain things) and she now has a butch new york accent and a beard.

I wish my office burnt down.

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 17:49

Solaris said:
Granted, your dating Jessica Alba after she's undergone a full sex change (including an op to attatch and remove certain things) and she now has a butch new york accent and a beard.

I wish my office burnt down.

Granted. Your copy of Microsoft office burns. Work as usual in the morning.

I wish i could read peoples minds.

Solaris · 28 May 2010 at 17:51

sanaxe1 said:
Work as usual in the morning.

On a Saturday????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1

Marky · 28 May 2010 at 17:55

sanaxe1 said:
Granted. Your copy of Microsoft office burns. Work as usual in the morning.

I wish i could read peoples minds.

Granted - But every thought you read, you shout out it out as loud as you can.

I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman.

geekyEd · 28 May 2010 at 18:01

On a side note is it slightly wrong that I find it easier to destroy the dreams of others than to wish for things for myself?

orderoftheflame · 28 May 2010 at 18:08

Marky said:
Granted - But every thought you read, you shout out it out as loud as you can.

I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman.

You can, but due to the thousands of tiny hooks across your body, intimate relationships are now impossible.

I want another KitKat

Tefal · 28 May 2010 at 18:11

orderoftheflame said:
You can, but due to the thousands of tiny hooks across your body, intimate relationships are now impossible.

I want another KitKat

You can have one but are stuck with anosmia so can never taste it.

BluZiff said:
On a side note is it slightly wrong that I find it easier to destroy the dreams of others than to wish for things for myself?

same

I wish i had some good beer to drink

Solaris · 28 May 2010 at 18:13

Too slow...

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 18:14

Granted. However you was misheard and now have Rambo chasing you down.

I wish i was a hot women.

SideWinder · 28 May 2010 at 18:15

sanaxe1 said:
Granted. However you was misheard and now have Rambo chasing you down.

I wish i was a hot women.

You are a hot woman but you only attract 60 year old Japanese men.

I wish i could play for a Premier League Top Four football team, just for kicks and whenever i wanted to.

Skidder · 28 May 2010 at 18:19

You can but after every match you are gang raped in the showers by your team mates.

I wish i could stop posting on here and finish this document so i can start the weekend.

sanaxe1 · 28 May 2010 at 18:22

SideWinder said:
You are a hot woman but you only attract 60 year old Japanese men.

I wish i could play for a Premier League Top Four football team, just for kicks and whenever i wanted to.

Granted. However you are now the laughing stock of the country. Everywhere you go people point and laugh and throw rotten tomatoes at you. While playing your games your house is broke into. Everywhere you go you will only be served by fans of a rival team. You blow all your money on what you thought was cocaine but turns out to be vitamin B crushed up. The rest of your team mates have known from the start and laughing behind your back at you faking the effects. Later on you will have your legs broken in a awful tackle. fans will hold up your ambulance while your in severe pain. You make it to hospital only to die 1 month later from MRSA.

I wish for nothing.

sigma · 28 May 2010 at 18:23

Granted. You get nothing but poo in the face for 24 days.

I wish for a bar of gold.

Tefal · 28 May 2010 at 18:26

sanaxe1 said:
I wish for nothing.

Granted you live your last minutes in a soundless, lightness, vacuum.

I wish I had some good cheese.

SideWinder · 28 May 2010 at 18:29

sanaxe1 said:
Granted. However you are now the laughing stock of the country. Everywhere you go people point and laugh and throw rotten tomatoes at you. While playing your games your house is broke into. Everywhere you go you will only be served by fans of a rival team. You blow all your money on what you thought was cocaine but turns out to be vitamin B crushed up. The rest of your team mates have known from the start and laughing behind your back at you faking the effects. Later on you will have your legs broken in a awful tackle. fans will hold up your ambulance while your in severe pain. You make it to hospital only to die 1 month later from MRSA.

Okay.

SideWinder · 28 May 2010 at 18:29

Tefal said:
Granted you live your last minutes in a soundless, lightness, vacuum.

I wish I had some good cheese.

Granted but it has to be from my toes or my naughty area.

I really want a curry.