Corrupt a wish

You have an expensive watch, paid loads for it, but you took it to be valued and found out it's a forgery worth £5.

I wish it was 5pm and I could go home.
 
It 5pm, you go home....to find your mrs in bed....with a transvestite.....with syphillis.

I wish someone had responded to my earlier wish....but they skipped it.
 
Banzai_Joe said:
It 5pm, you go home....to find your mrs in bed....with a transvestite.....with syphillis.

I wish someone had responded to my earlier wish....but they skipped it.
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Wish fulfilled, your misses is now a working girl. She has contracted aids.

I wish money didnt exist.
 
Wish fulfilled, so bartering is now the way of life. You become a working boy and offer 'favours' for food.....and you contract aids!

I wish.....[insert]
 
Granted! You can go on holiday but it's an all inclusive, all expenses paid trip to your place of work.

I wish I had a time machine.
 
Granted, but it only goes back 500Billion years at a time.

I wish my parents wouldn't treat me as a bloody 12year old sometimes and realise that since i've been moved out for over 3 years i know how to look after myself :/
 
Granted but when you go round for sunday roast they expect you to bring your own food and drink!

I wish i had something better to do than troll this thread.
 
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