Corrupt a wish

mmmalas said:
granted, but you cant drink again EVER!

I wish nothing goes wrong in my life
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Granted but everything goes wrong in other peoples lives and you have to deal with their moaning and crying.

I wish that the next wish of the person below me was mmmalas wish.
 
Davies_M said:
Granted but everything goes wrong in other peoples lives and you have to deal with their moaning and crying.

I wish that the next wish of the person below me was mmmalas wish.
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It is, but your internet has gone so you can't read it.

I wish that nothing went wrong in my life.
 
granted. you now have a feeling of happiness like never before. and you die 1 second later.

i wish i could be bothered to go to town.
 
V4nger said:
granted. you now have a feeling of happiness like never before. and you die 1 second later.

i wish i could be bothered to go to town.
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Wish granted but you forget the reason you wanted to go, so promptly return home again! :p

I wish i could get drunk whenever i wanted to by simply repeating the same word 5 times or something.
 
SideWinder said:
Wish granted but you forget the reason you wanted to go, so promptly return home again! :p

I wish i could get drunk whenever i wanted to by simply repeating the same word 5 times or something.
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Granted, although it uses any prepositions as a trigger and you die of liver failure 3 months later.

I wish the humidity levels in this country were comfortable.
 
You do, but it's actually Anne Widdecombe's breast milk.

I wish I didn't have to work all weekend
 
PGdude said:
Granted. For an instant.


I wish for mad Guthrie skills yo
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I will not let this thread die.

Granted, i have no idea who guthrie is so ill give you a bunny called guthrie with a pancake on its head instead. You will inherit his bunny hopping skills which you put to good use in online fps games. :)

I wish aliens were alive on mars, just hidden beneath the surface
 
Granted, Aliens are alive on Mars, just beneath the surface. When humans arrive on Mars, the surface collapses, killing them all, causing a catastrophic earth(Mars?)quake destroying the entire planet, and throwing off the gravitational orbit of all of the "close" planets, leading to the extinction of life in our Solar System.

I wish i had candy.
 
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