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AndyBorzi said:
Sory to interject GoryR but...
You could try installing LesbPronPedia 2006 to help you understand the problems that 'My Wife 1.0' is having with Lesb 3.1.
Other that that I think you'd probably have to reset the firmware on 'My Wife 1.0' to factory settings and hope that Lesb 3.1 doesn't interfere again.
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Use fulfillfantasy 1.0. when lesb 3.1 is in bedroom activate lesb 3.2 and also activate husband 2.0 but in a stripped mode and commence the programs to run greattimeonbed 1.0, they all maybe compatable as there is a bit of everything so everyone is happy. I am not responsible for any hardware damage during this as it is an idea.
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You have misunderstood...
Wife 1.0 has dual operating system. She currently boots into Hetro but occasionally reads Lesbo 3.1! (In normal english, she bats for both sides, currently my side! )
Wife 1.0 has dual operating system. She currently boots into Hetro but occasionally reads Lesbo 3.1! (In normal english, she bats for both sides, currently my side! )
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Its called a small program called InferiorityComplex MAX, installed on my initial boot.
I am concerned that if Lesbo3.1 is switched to Read/Write/Execute permissions and was allowed to boot first then I maybe deleted.
I am concerned that if Lesbo3.1 is switched to Read/Write/Execute permissions and was allowed to boot first then I maybe deleted.
AndyBorzi said:
Oh in that case the first thing I would suggest is booting in to 'Safe Mode' and cleaning your system, making sure it is free from all cracks. 'Lesb 3.1' has a habit of searching out any such software, don't let it find any! Once this is complete proceed with your large hard disk installation and overwhelm 'Wife 1.0' with the size of it's gigabytes. That should get your system back on the straight and narrow.
Beware however that once 'Wife 1.0' has access to such a large hard drive it may reject any further attempts to install a USB stick in to it's rear port. If you find this to be the case then I would recommend you call out a technician such as myself who would be more than happy to defrag 'Wife 1.0' for you free of charge. Trust me, there's nothing a good 'defragging' can't solve.
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Cheers Gordy, but I think I can manage a defrag!
Plus once my hard drive has been upgraded (visit to OcUK Hardware Forum coming up!), I don't think Lesbo 3.1 will get a look in!
One advantage of a dual o/s is that we both check out the same women!
Plus once my hard drive has been upgraded (visit to OcUK Hardware Forum coming up!), I don't think Lesbo 3.1 will get a look in!
One advantage of a dual o/s is that we both check out the same women!
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I suggest thisAndyBorzi said:
LIFE FAQ
Warning No.1
Do NOT use your own third party repair utilities on your wife1.0, there are specialised programs such as surgeon06, which have up to date repair abilities in comparison to your own crude methods. YOU COULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE IF YOU DO NOT USE AN OFFICIAL PROGRAM.
In case of emergency use code 999 to activate the transport bus known as ambulanceXp. This high speed interface will transport wife1.0 to the necessary location for repair. Using your own transport bus could prove inefficient and cause further damage. If wife1.0 can still communicate in transit beware of transport system ridicule such as; "the speed limit".
Warning No.1
Do NOT use your own third party repair utilities on your wife1.0, there are specialised programs such as surgeon06, which have up to date repair abilities in comparison to your own crude methods. YOU COULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE IF YOU DO NOT USE AN OFFICIAL PROGRAM.
In case of emergency use code 999 to activate the transport bus known as ambulanceXp. This high speed interface will transport wife1.0 to the necessary location for repair. Using your own transport bus could prove inefficient and cause further damage. If wife1.0 can still communicate in transit beware of transport system ridicule such as; "the speed limit".
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fatiain said:
I have a 300D and Wife 1.0 has the 20D...and no you will not see any pictures!
I didn't even realise OCuk sold cameras!
Soldato
Hahhaa that's the funniest thing i've read in weeks
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The full retail version is pretty expensive, though, if I remember correctly. It might be better to download some freeware, giving you the same basic functionality, albeit at a higher risk. I've heard some good things about CoatHanger 2.1 and CarAerial 1.6.GordyR said:
(Ouch... a little bad taste never hurt anyone though, right?!)
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