Did CERN just break physics?

ic1male · 22 Sep 2011 at 22:59

Bloomfield said:
And is there really a need for another thread?

Yes, the other thread is 60 nanoseconds in the future.

Cosimo · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:03

I bet they won’t be able to reproduce this in the other two labs or find an error in the calcualtions.

Danthus · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:10

Who is joining Starfleet Academy?

Castiel · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:14

simulatorman said:
I bet they won’t be able to reproduce this in the other two labs or find an error in the calcualtions.

There is probably a wormhole or dimensional temporal distortion between CERN and Italy......

Either that or the Universe needs a service and MOT.

mattyg · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:15

Old news boys.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=20126708&postcount=55

ic1male · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:19

OldCoals said:
Who is joining Starfleet Academy?

Hahhaa, I'm going straight to The Dominion.

Angst · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:19

simulatorman said:
I bet they won’t be able to reproduce this in the other two labs or find an error in the calcualtions.

How can it even be tested in other labs, I wasnt aware of another Hc as powerful as the LHC.

LabR@t · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:19

warp factor 9

Danthus · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:20

Castiel said:
There is probably a wormhole or dimensional temporal distortion between CERN and Italy......

Either that or the Universe needs a service and MOT.

Spatial anomaly.

ProjectVRD · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:26

Angst said:
How can it even be tested in other labs, I wasnt aware of another Hc as powerful as the LHC.

LHC didn't run the test, it is in the same complex but not part of the same machinery.

Overslop · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:28

Didn't a lab in Germany claim to break light speed some years ago?

Castiel · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:29

OldCoals said:
Spatial anomaly.

That's the one. Chromaton particle radiation causing a temporal spacial anomaly.....these CERN fellas don't know much, do they!

Morbius · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:32

Castiel said:
That's the one. Chromaton particle radiation causing a temporal spacial anomaly.....these CERN fellas don't know much, do they!

They obviously don't have a deflector dish to emit a quasi-temporal antineutrino burst to correct the anomaly.

ProjectVRD · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:33

Personally I think somebody just left the microwave on

Danthus · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:33

Route a charged tachyon beam through the main deflector to compensate.

Cosimo · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:36

Overslop said:
Didn't a lab in Germany claim to break light speed some years ago?

It was in the US:

A team at Fermilab had similar faster-than-light results in 2007, but a large margin of error undercut its scientific significance.

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/15526191/cern-claims-faster-than-light-particle-measured

(good article on this story)

Castiel · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:51

OldCoals said:
Route a charged tachyon beam through the main deflector to compensate.

I cannae hold her together Capt, I cannae change the laws of physics......

Cosimo · 22 Sep 2011 at 23:58

Castiel said:
I cannae hold her together Capt, I cannae break the laws of physics......

........ but I can find ye a loophole.

Danthus · 23 Sep 2011 at 00:02

Castiel · 23 Sep 2011 at 00:11